BREAKING: Gilbert Arenas and five other defendants – including a suspected high-level member of an Israeli transnational organized crime group – were arrested today on a federal indictment alleging they operated an illegal gambling business in which high-stakes poker games were played at an Encino mansion Arenas owned, per @ChrisBHaynes
You are 8 years old and you wake up on Christmas day. You see Pokémon Diamond under the tree. You stick all day playing in your pajamas. You are happy.