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kirk’s stretching assistant

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

People saying Valenzuela should go down because the Jays will lose their 3rd string catcher:

Could you not get a 3rd stringer for like cash considerations? Keeping Val up and his production over Heineman is so worth it

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@JohnnyGiunta_ How do we make Vladdy aware of the Gate 14 bump it will save the season

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@JORGEREYES23692 @Damon98_ It’s a middle middle changeup. That’s the exact pitch he should be taking a big swing on, and he’s been good with this year. It’s on him for not executing there

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@JORGEREYES23692 @Damon98_ Not at all… I don’t have issue with this Sanchez swing decision, he just missed it

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

It will be up to us to stop using it. Deleting that shit now

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Google Search as you know it is over

"Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times."

https://t.co/g4VhBhRzwZ

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@Valen59DaGoat @tddt_5115 Traded for Zary obvious

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@MikeInBuffalo Hey Michael, remember me from the post-playoff game spaces? Any chance you could send me a DM?

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

#NewProfilePic

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@leafguy403 Go Leafs!

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@JohnnyGiunta_ Yeah exactly god forbid it. I wanna see Ernie again. Please god stop, I’m out on the off days

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

The Varlands really named their kids Gus and Lou… and they weren’t born in 1945

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@PierrePoilievre Top 10 cringe moment in Canadian politics legit

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

The best song of all time in the Show soundtrack was Skye Right by Harry Fraud

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@JohnnyGiunta_ This was definitely 112 off the bat

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

Schneider immediately saying “get up ball” 🥲

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

V A R S H 💣

Daulton has our first homer of 2026!

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

I ran into Okamoto in Dunedin yesterday and he told me “No escuches esas tonterías de la píldora roja. Ve al gimnasio y estudia, y la vida te abrirá las puertas. Me encanta Bad Bunny y voy a batear 25 jonrones esta temporada.” I was stunned.

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on Kazuma Okamoto:

“The good thing about him is that he knows a little bit of Spanish, so we can communicate a little bit there.”

The legend grows:
• "Very manly"
• Speaks a bit of Spanish

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

Jesus will also be part of us preventing runs this season!

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

JESUS SAVES.

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

yall know I’m Canada down

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

The world was ruined when the Beatles smoked pot. The Leafs never won again

[mcleafer @smokingleafs]

@AeroUprising19 @MOP_KNOWS Think I might rather buy it, ship it over, and learn Japanese than spend $80 on the show now