General Malaise

Tweeting the funny as best I can call it on football, baseball, horses, hoops and all points in between.

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@shuked Have you a name for this delightful sandwich?

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@shuked Mind. Blown.

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@AdamSchefter He's a Defensive Tackle? Huh...

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@jitcapital But $OPTT isn't halted....right?

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@pokeywhite @quantanomics @adamtaggart @TorpedoTrading I doubt he got a borrow; certainly not at 1%. I think "he's" full of shit.

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@quantanomics @adamtaggart I'd like to know how you get a borrow on this one....unless you're naked shorting.

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@TorpedoTrading Ouch. Good luck.

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@thereallisaann @Footballguys @FSWA The message boards is where the real action is, Miss Ann.

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@tee_to88673 I think the guy is full of shit, tbh. We check the borrow on this thing regularly as part of our DD and it's never been available. Then to say 1% charge on the short from his 'prime' when it's 7% IF and ONLY IF you can secure a borrow? Yeah, no.

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@bayarmaa_daam @TorpedoTrading I don't think he's short, tbh. And if he is, I call BS on the 1% rate. I see 7% if it's available at all from stock loan and we can't get a borrow from one of the biggest global primes there is. He's also down significantly if he's actually short....

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@TorpedoTrading You still short?

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@BonginoReport @VinceCoglianese Colbert and Talarico showing the mountebanks what real winning looks like. Nice.

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@kiwicarrotcake How would the winter storm impact all of their west coast stores? That's where most of them are.

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@hammertank61 @tmorello Russian bot blasts a musician for knocking another musician by knocking him. Lol....what sort of dumbfuckery is this?

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@RyanDyrudLAFB He also says he wants to come over and cook on my grill, but I haven't seen him out there yet. I keep peering out the window for him, though.

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@BearAlexander_ @BearAlexander_ Thank you so much for coming over to my 10 year old son before the game and giving him a high-five. He hasn't stopped talking about it since. You took a few seconds out of your busy day to create a lifetime memory for a kid who is now your biggest fan.

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@dwightjaynes Too bad Jensen Huang isn't a sports' fan....

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@holeefkwitulo @TheSqeakyMouse You can't get a borrow on Hydrograph. I've looked. I've asked our stock loan department. Explain to me how you short this stock without a borrow. I'm genuinely curious here. Is it naked shorting?