izzy ☆

she/her | cause you and i , we were born to die ♡ @deaad_dark

[chloe ☆ ☆ @uconnsbarca]

why do men grab their dicks like this in public but if a woman tries to itch her fanny or boobs it would be all chaos and people saying it’s inappropriate

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Ahem

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[No🗿 @aslapbracelet]

@_Rust1 My day to day

[Kazik @KaziuWu]

za każdym razem jak jest afera z tym przygłupem Tejtem mam przed oczami ten pedalski filmik, nic bardziej pedziowego już nigdy nie powstanie XDDD

[emma @redpointpen]

my favourite part about doing drugs with ppl who lie about having adhd is u can't make the coke lie for you and they immediately are exposed

[.𝒩𝒾𝓊𝓃𝒾𝒶 @niunia__]

czasem gdy szykuje leki to myślę o studentce, która przyszykowała 2 tabletki B6, bo było zlecone B12, a akurat się skończyły… ciekawe co u niej XDDD

[Sellia @HuntressSellia]

the extra lines ruin it for me, makes it go from mysterious in a funny way to millenial-core

[Ursa Togawa @Ursaweinhaus]

The fact that the water is cleaner than the last time is so funny to me. He even managed to improve the floods he's on a generational run

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

got a noise complaint from my downstairs neighbor for vacuuming and running the washer in the middle of the day because he works night shifts and it disturbs him 😭😭 like sorry but you’re going to have to die im afraid

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[Michalina Kobla @Michalina_Kobla]

- Wiśniewski i Mandaryna razem
- Toy Story w kinach
- wszyscy czekają na nowe GTA
- media ujawniają handel zwłokami przy szpitalu

żyjemy w pętli czasowej

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

I like this photographers work and will always defend him lol. God forbid we have one photo where celebrities look human and not perfect airbrushed versions of themselves

[Retired Cowboys Fan @wavynavyjuan]

u not a nerd because you play video games and watch anime i’m sorry dawg, the credentials ain’t the same no more

[Borys Pandov 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇵🇱 @boryspandov]

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