A$L SMOKY

Link to Hella Members👇🏼.

[watergun @tersseer]

when the 10/10 wants me to chase her but i’ve lost passion for the game and only do pens and tap ins in saudi league.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[Lex @lexx_aura]

This Animation is insane, and they say AI has no soul 🤡

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

@DAMIADENUGA The average Nigerian baby boomer has a negative IQ level.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

It’s crazy how MTN can determine how many productive hours I have in a day against my will. Same BS everyday like clockwork.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

@Goxie549 @UGjafar @ivorykvng 😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[G @Gideoomatic]

The uncomfortable convos have started

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

Alcohol isn’t water that freezes at 0 degrees. The average home freezer isn’t capable of freezing alcohol(sprits).

This doesn’t change the fact that the probability of buying a fake bottle of alcohol in Nigeria is higher than the probability of getting an original bottle.

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

I don keep kraken wey Junior bring come from uk for me for freezer since a month plus now. E never freeze na just bottle dey freeze.

Fake alcohol will kill Nigerians before drunk driving.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

12:30 this Saturday 🍿 📺

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Kelechi Iheanacho delivered under pressure in the 95th minute to keep Celtic in the final-day title race showdown against Hearts.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

For the first time in my life I woke up very concerned about a league game in Saudi Arabia.

Cristiano what have you done to me?

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

“Entering age”
“the Nigerians”

See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

The standards were already on the floor but this revelation is a new low 😂

[JAMB @JAMBHQ]

The Heads of Tertiary Institutions in Nigeria had unanimously agreed that the Minimum Admissible Scores for admissions into Universities should be 150, Colleges of Nursing, 150, and Polytechnics, 100.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

@Mappy6984 Facts, I need the name of the artist so I can avoid them.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

@TouchlineX GTA V Trevor looking ahhh n*gga

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

Leaving your house for a morning run without taking a shower or at least using deodorant should be a punishable offense. Y’all some stinky ahhh n*gg*s 😂.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

I liked this tweet, saw it was from a Nigerian account then I took my like back. You’ll explain to me which city in Nigeria casually has standard gyms within walking distances of residential areas. No vex me abeg.

[Funmi🤎🇦🇷 @luwatofunmi]

I think your gym should be within walking distance. 10-15 mins max. There is absolutely no reason why’d need to uber to gym

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

If they had the audacity to do it in broad day light in a busy area on video, then image what they’ll do when no one is watching.

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

RESPECT TO PSG AND BAYERN MUNICH

BUT YESTERDAY I SAW A POLICE MAN SHOOT A BOY FOR REASONS BEST KNOWN TO HIM AND I FOUND IT VERY VERY DISTURBING

IMMEDIATELY I SAW I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HIS MOTHER FELT WHEN SHE SAW IT AND I COULD NOT SLEEP

@PoliceNG PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

WE WILL NOT LET IT GO.

[A$L SMOKY @smokyashell]

@ivorykvng 😂 People de cry for one group chat wey I dey, na general issue.