michelle 🐬

croissant enthusiast | she/her | 🎻

[michelle 🐬 @smolmechll]

michelle ❤️ violin

[🏳️‍⚧️UltraVault🏳️‍⚧️ @UltraVaultisrad]

You sound like a movie villain go to hell dude

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

My favorite part of this article is one of the visiting scholars pointing out that by Olah’s logic he is by far the worst slaver in history and he must immediately give up this abhorrent and immensely lucrative project, which anthropic people ignored.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[typedfemale @typedfemale]

someone is completely kitted out at the market street whole foods

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

I don't get how people are planning to sidestep the very basic problem that if you don't have junior hires right now, you won't have experienced people 5 or 10 years later.

[anna @annakatherines_]

Tech bros will never have taste because taste evolves from liking things purely for their own sake, and tech bros cannot conceive of value that is not tied to profit or clout

[bint ♨️🐧 @NBinted]

The funniest part of this DLSS 5 shit is that they clearly just become different people.

Like “why aren’t you impressed we replaced Leon Kennedy with a photorealistic randomly generated guy”. lmfao.

[ella fox-martens 🛸 @ellafox_m]

really love that all of Austen's heroines share the same charming character trait of being thoroughly mediocre pianists

[ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @hamachiicrudo]

hitting the greatest combo of all time

[L @lanreadelowo]

“Learn Claude skills”

My brother in Christ, it’s just a text file where you have to explain what you want done

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[🌷 april 🌷 @blissfulspring_]

returning to a JRPG after several months and trying to remember how to use the combat system is the single most difficult thing a human can put themselves through

[lili⭐︎¹² @adhdnelli]

never ask what happened at the milano cortina olympics 2026 men's figure skating

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

all figure skater routine music is either

1) Prokofiev's 4th
2) Score from Interstellar
3) Super Mario Bros. Theme - Epic Trailer Mix

[ali @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay