some actual sex demon

and what about it?

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

listen this entire account is going to be 80% horny tweets

I don't know what to tell you you have the option of following it or not

God guh wid unnuh

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

It dawned on me today I've been in a rollercoaster of high stress and short bursts of calm this *entire* year and I wish I hadn't realised that before the quarter ended cause it's making it harder to push through man

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

It's probably not a good sign that the prospect of getting fired is starting to give me a sense of relief, right?

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Like I kind of hope everything will just explode already so I can just stop living with this constant anxiety of keeping everything together

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

I've always said that my type was the nerd that could throw me around and well -

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Listen to me, it's been nearly an hour and my soul has not returned 🫠

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Out here struggling with the old bed sheets from the linen closet that were purchased in the early 00s because my cute pattern sheets are now rags

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

In other news I'm down to my last set of nice sheets because this man had me literally tear my other set to shreds.

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

My age this year is also a bit weird for me because I had given myself this "goal" years ago that by XX I'd have the "perfect body"

Only for my ass to actually go to ED therapy and start loving myself at my heaviest, how the turns table.

Life is so wild lol

Growth ✨

[Micky Holla @JumpShiveSlim13]

“Why you so quiet?”

Me:

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING PLEAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ALGORITHM KNOWS TOO MUCH

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Surprising me/doing things without me having to ask - sure fire way to have your soul removed

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Oh to be a kiss cake

[Kiss @KissBCL]

Who in the mood for it?

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Ayo, my asssssssssss 🤌

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Sending nudes when you know they're sleeping so they wake up to them>>

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

@RaynMarsh Pfttt good luck with that

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Apparently I need to invest in more durable sheets (:

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

@RaynMarsh I need you to understand how expensive bedding is and that I can go grocery shopping instead for the dinner and also get dinner

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

@RaynMarsh He made the valid point that I may not like what he picks out so he's making me a very nice dinner instead

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Me? Love fuck.

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

@RaynMarsh I'll let you think about for a bit and you can get back to me

[some actual sex demon @smolmenace]

Once you become a twinkie you never go back