Desi Feminist

-Feminist | Writer | Baker | Entrepreneur (Yeah Baker) |

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

-I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF TODAY! Got an A+ in my thesis! I kicked patriarchy’s ass. My topic was Sexual violence as a weapon of war in feminist international relations! It was intense. BUT I DID IT! I DID IT CROSSING ALL THE HURDLES!

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

@manalkhan07 This is the realest fucking thing ever. Like stop being a selfish b*tch all the time. Therapy is supposed to help and guide you not traumatise other people and shrink them in guise of “boundaries”

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Seggsy time while we both burn to death together! ☠️

[Nazrana Yousufzai @Nazranausufzai]

“The wife should obey & fulfill the husband's sexual request even if the house is on fire” says molvi

https://t.co/BxBhntljhy

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Desi heartbreaks are wild - you would be crying in bathroom over your lost love and your mom would knock and ask you “commode dho ke nikalna” yes Ammi I would flush my feelings too! 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

First world country and media would cry over melting ice cream while Pakistan drowns in flood calling for national emergency and nobody bats in eye. It’s a shame.
#FloodsInPakistan #PakistanFloods #Pakistan

[The Sun @TheSun]

This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave

[Nida Kirmani @NidaKirmani]

So let me get this straight, the sehat card scheme basically uses public funds to subsidise private healthcare thus further depleting the public health sector? And they are claiming this is a good thing because???

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

-Men: Women are dependent on us; we are their protectors and providers.
Also men: *leaves their dirty underwear to be washed by their mother, wife or sister*

ABAY CHADDI TOH KHUD DHO LO PEHLE.

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

@DMisHaram Pau pau karalo order toh sahi deliver hota nahi

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

It would kill me to say that a man is right - but I’d drink the bitter sip and say my man @apdhillxn was right when he said:
“Aey munday pagal ne saray”

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

The only accurate meme for the entire chaos!

[Ghazi Taimoor @ghazi_taimoor]

During the shoot for Tu Jhoom, I interviewed Naseebo Laal in Urdu and the limited Punjabi that I could speak.

Naseebo Ji is a sweetheart who had me blushing! 😂😊

#NaseeboLal #cokestudio14

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Shafiq meri baat suno - tumhara mard bannay ka koi maqsad nahi tha. Agar tumhe gand ugalnay ka itna shauq tha toh tum gutter ya naala bhi ban saktay thay!

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Letting you all know because rumours in Pakistan about covid vaccines spread quicker than jungle fire. And Moderna just got available for general public so if you experience this do not panic - its normal and harmless but in case of any aggravation consult doc!

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

PSA!! 📣📣

COVID ARM - POST MODERNA!

I got my 2nd Moderna shot on Sunday and 4 days into it my arm looks like this - as per CDC some people develop a normal allergic reaction named “covid arm” post Moderna. Its nothing harmful and will go in 5-21 days.

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

@zainnadeemm I had a school play where I wanted to be the doctor - we had to represent different professions - after audition the teacher pulled my cheek and said “itni pyari nikki si hai isko doctor nahi patient banatay hain cute si”

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Nahi chaiye humein roti, kapra aur makaan. Nahi chaiye tumhara Naya Pakistan. Humein sukoon aur humaray huqooq dedo. Humein muhafiz na dhoondnay parayn bas itnay huqooq dedo.
#JusticeForNoormukadam #JusticeForNoor

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

All this nation could do for women is making a “qaumon ki izzat humse hai” tarana. Never provided us safety, and our rights! Zaman e jahiliat aur Pakistan mein fark sirf itna hai tab aurton ko sirf zinda dafnaya jata tha - aaj 100 tarhan se maara jaata hai.
#JusticeForNoor

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

Repeat after me:
Buying 50 rupay ki t shirt from Sunday Bazar and selling it for 850-1000 making online thrift stores is exploitation! Every business is not for you privileged asses!

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

@bykeapk How did the rider managed to know that who complaint? Do you guys not keep the complaints anonymous? My phone has been buzzing crazy with random numbers! Your customer service team should be the one to questioned how did the details go out?

[Desi Feminist @smolmuffinxious]

@bykeapk change your slogan to Bykea toh harass kiya! Because after my complaint last night - I am getting calls from your partners literally threatening me from different numbers!!!! What the fuck bullshit breach of security is this??