nico 🇺🇾 TOJI YO PUEDO PARIR A TUS HIJOS

estudiante de gastronomía porfavor saquenme de acá // jjk lo mejor y lo peor que me pudo pasar

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal star in a new stop-motion promo for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[mia @deanwuke]

i live for the fact that his first instinct is always aggression whenever he’s overwhelmed or upset, he lashes out but that just doesn’t work on castiel and he ends up getting humbled lmao

[Caio @casstieldean]

"dean isn't canonically in love with cas"

i don't know... he said losing cas was "losing everything," then told sam, "you might be able to forget that, but i can't," about cas's death...

sounds pretty canon to me.

[victoria @vicjokerera]

the people who think hannibal was just manipulating and abusing will the whole time should really watch criminal minds season 5 the aaron hotchner vs the ripper arc and learn the difference

[victoria @vicjokerera]

“profilers think that stabbing is a substitution for the act of sex, is that what you think aaron hotchner? maybe this will change the way that you profile

[BAWA @ImmatureDudebro]

Haha, i have no idea what you mean

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

your jokes don't always land, capricorn.

[maria @ilmutus]

everyone's okay with "latinos" as a homogenous sort of monoculture. yeah they're the little brown people that like spicy food and quinceañeras right? but as soon as they're confronted by the actual cultural diversity of latin america, they expose their own colonized thinking.

[elham 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @eulerianham]

hated more than convicted rapists and pedophiles because he *checks notes* kicks a ball better than their favorite player?

[juls ᯓ★ tvl spoilers @mollorumi]

the curse of being a nosy journalist is turning red

[Funny Happy Studios (YT) @FunnyHappyStud1]

The way Woody looked offended at that bird character copying him is sending me

[yammi @sighyam]

this is why I will never gaf or shed a single tear for them and their PTSD soldier movies

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

SE FUERON A LA BELGA

ESTADOS UNIDOS ACABA DE SER ELIMINADO DE LA COPA DEL MUNDO

HOY GANÓ EL FÚTBOL

[soph 🪽🐿️ | spnvan @casdeanlyric]

dean winchester was only 17 when his dad realized he was bi and made him salt and burn the bones of two gay nuns who killed themselves after falling in love to teach him that being gay is bad

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Cuando las mujeres dicen que crean vida, un hombre de inmediato salta con "LOS HOMBRES HACEMOS EL 50%". Pero en el momento en que una mujer queda embarazada sin desearlo, de repente es "Bueno, tu abriste las piernas, así que es TU culpa"

[kyro @wyakyro_]

this is what robots are supposed to be doing not making art and writing scripts

[Seba F🐗 @fischersebaboca]

Uruguay es violento, Paraguay es violento, Argentina es violento.
Los únicos que no son violentos son los europeos que colonizaron y esclavizaron al resto del mundo durante 300 años.