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aspiring mystery solver! i love my friends daphne, scooby and shaggy.

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Why did Spotify make the covert art to damn small...

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https://t.co/fzzVdlWzze

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DAMON ALBARN INNOCENT!

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Got locked out of main for telling Elon Musk to **** himself. Was considering taking a month-long break in Feb anyways so might just get a headstart on it

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teh

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hatebreed is playing at my house tonight. passion pit and rex orange county are opening

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glassjaw and alien ant farm are basically the same band. and that;s alright,

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it's true - i booked a mudvayne reunion gig at my house next month. the squirrel nut zippers and len are opening. ask a punk!

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it would be kind of funny if full of hell erroneously pivoted to melodic metalcore and only playing gigs at state fairs in the midwest

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doing the can can to the gulch/sunami split

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@trashage self defense family songs 👀

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i'm opening for merauder and all out war at the cohoes state fair tomorrow

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investigating a mysterious trail of slime

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why don't you take your own advice sucka

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my pain knows no end #MyTwitterAnniversary

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just made the mental connection that NAILS is just anal cunt if it wasn't meant to be a joke

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this is so sad.

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getting groovy to obituary

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this is going to be be me in 2021 when i finally figure out how to combine my love for metalcore/grind/powerviolence/sludge with my increasing desire to get in shape and tone my body for hrt to be maxim effective