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[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

I just scored 7,674 in @ThreesGame! http://t.co/d4oZi7BiSr

[Nicole Alampi @alampi_nicole]

"We are sorority women. We do not go backward-we go forward!" #SDTconv14

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

Yupp. Das it.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Happy Friday the 13th! To celebrate, here's the spookiest sketch we've ever done: https://t.co/sBfaP1u8od #ScaryLamp

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

SigDelt formal last night was amazing!!! #sigmadeltatau #formal2014 #betazeta

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

@david_mont1 #heyheyheyhey #payattentiontotheconcert

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

When the cashier asked about the senior discount, mama said "It's not worth .49¢ to be called a senior" #MomQuotes

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

It says give me the beat boys? Not give me the Beach Boys? I thought it was a tribute to the Beach Boys. That makes no sense. #MomQuotes

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Let's play the Hashtag game! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing your mom has said & tag with #MomQuotes. Could be on our show!

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

#voicesave Kat

[Julie Wulie @jwuless]

@smonty93 can't wait! plus TWO MONTHS AND TWO DAYS TIL WE SEE THE SCRIPT

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

Would you like your scrabbled eggs with or without eggs?

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

@JWules93 I KNOWWWWW!!!! I can't stop listening to them, soooo close!!!

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

@JWules93 can't wait to see you girl :)

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

I hate packing. #packing #imgoinghome #imgoinghome

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

Okay, it's a little hard today being away from my family. Less then one week left! #family #home

[The Crimson Chimer @Crimson_Chimes]

'Twas the night before A-Day...

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Thank you, weather, for going from cold to warm to cold again. You're confusing the HELL out of m’ nips. #ThankYouNotes

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

Two weeks until I'm back in NY! #NewYork #cantwait

[sarah montgomery @smonty93]

Rain rain go away