Tom Smirk

I wear a long sleeve football jumper.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@DanielGarb Did Ryan have a line of sight on this, or was he blindsided an hour before kick off? You’d hope for his sake internally this was the plan a while out. Brutal but inspired.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Of all the financial shithousery that’s gone on in football, from World Cups in Qatar to Man City’s 115 charges, a punishment is finally served, on Palace for a bureaucratic detail that no one benefits from. You can’t help wonder if this world protects the super-wealthy a bit.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Game Day.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

#CPFC x @jvickerymusic

Take my hand, take my whole life too ❤️💙

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Probably using a photo of the right player would be a good idea.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@DanielGarb The rebuild is complete.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@Cam_Yukes It’s what we deserve.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Fkn hell someone check in on Shaheen

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

You've been warned by Shaheen Shah Afridi

https://t.co/tjhwCc5F5X

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@FootyRhino @WACA_Cricket @7NewsPerth Tom Morris encroaches into WA footy, Rhino works his way over into cricket @XaviEllis18

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@1an_Higgins Do you think Alex Carey would prefer this 98* or to have been lining up with Toby Greene for GWS on the weekend?

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

One of the all time innings. Glenn Maxwell is a freak.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@JoshGarlepp Who are the Wallabies getting as part of the trade Wisp?

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@jbarrettsport @CNCCtigers Also bangs them through goalpost height from 60.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@HKoutoufides @WACA_Cricket Collegians Cricket Factory strikes again.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

😬Wouldn’t have put ‘smoking a fag’ in a sentence about Ben Stokes given his history but the imagery here is first class.

[Melinda Farrell @melindafarrell]

I can’t get the image out of my head of Ben Stokes, wearing a champagne-soaked bucket hat, tweeting this at 4am while eating a kebab, smoking a fag and grabbing cans for the cab ride home.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Apparently Andy’s first time watching cricket.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Aha Roy Hodgson you mad genius #LEECRY

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@FootyRhino You seem to know the Peps menu pretty well Ryan for a bloke getting stuck into @XaviEllis18 👀

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@gsqseb @ABCaustralia How about, since you don’t know the circumstances, you show some compassion you heartless piece of shit.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

@AmmosFooty @tabcomau Unfortunately for Kubes it’s now Millmania time.

[Tom Smirk @smooka20]

Get around my man @kingas00 and @teamuluu doing incredible stuff. If it’s good enough for @tameimpala it’s good enough for me.