soraya🍍

editor, volleyballer, skipper, onewheeler • fietsparadijs • they/she

[doomer @uncledoomer]

german pastimes include a competition to see who can drive the local light rail the most precisely

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

True

[Drew Nelson @Beneathwalls]

Build streets that EVERYONE can use. Bike lanes = mobility lanes @jfh @MayorWu

[duane @iamtrinidaddy]

Missing you extra today (you were just a part of our society’s collective hallucinations)

[Can I Essex His Wimbledon Serpent? @havanesemom13]

Officially convinced that archive dilfs is sponsoring Tokyo Comic Con

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

Opening a small coffee shop or a hair salon here is illegal. It would wreck the "character" of the neighborhood.

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

just unlocked a new sudoku technique and I feel so powerful

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

mmm love me some existential terror in the morning

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

To put 2023 into perspective, here's a brief timeline of the entire future in 23 key moments:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

and what if i make guillermo del toro's pinocchio my entire personality, what then

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

gonna do a supercut of all the times those kids say 'bro' when #AvatarTheWayOfWater comes out on digital

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

why are shoes shaped like that??? like... my feet aren't shaped like that 😡

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

@wittywhitz25 gotta get myself a beach chair

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔬𝔫 @SorrelShandy_]

Which English to use now 😭

[andrewism🌻 @_saintdrew]

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https://t.co/kT44fFbnR6

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

ding dong

[soraya🍍 @smoolch]

@_saintdrew did you have this ready to go in your drafts

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

British people today