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[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I personally don’t think it’s any of my concern if my wedding DJ does heroin recreationally as long as she makes it to work on time.

[mayo @mayohiga1]

does something change in your brain when you become a parent that allows you to tolerate the sound of children crying or are you all just fuckin miserable

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

I hate it when you have to be nice to a creepy man because you don’t want him to kill you

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

sometimes you just gotta traumatised this kinda guy

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No baby he’s included

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

no he actually posted praise be to allah

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

I am so fucking sick of religion and all the bullshit that comes with it.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In two days, Christian Nationalists will celebrate the resurrection of a man they would deport

[gill @contactabrother]

Every treadmill taken up by a man. we need a Draft so bad

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

It’s real fucking simple and always has been. God isn’t real. Gay people are.

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

ppl need to stop trying to fuck me I am so much more better as a friend like please omg

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

That’s what I’m talking about 👏

[Mwenja 👑 @MwenjaMuhoro]

Religion calls queer people “unnatural” while believing in talking snakes and virgin births.

[Remiel || ⋆˚࿔ jabber of shedtwt .ᐟ✶ || follow lim @r0ttenp0ni3s]

top six fears:

1. getting pregnant
2. having kids
3. conceiving a child
4. being responsible for another life
5. giving birth
6. being a parent