Dick Gumshoe

Homicide detective at the local precinct | Pal to all | probably like 37 I think | Broke and starving but still big

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@EliteHoneyWoma2 @bigfatcIock Isn’t that the thing that lets you pick an episode on @EliteProtoMan’s steel samurai dvd?

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@EliteHoneyWoma2 @EliteBassnium @EliteProtoMan Right away Miss Von Karma @EliteBassnium you’re coming with me pal!

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@NeedleManGamer Wow that sounds cool! I’m sure it’ll make Edgeworth happy to take his mind off of his daddy issues. Ooh and maybe I can afford some chef boyardis too

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@NeedleManGamer @EliteProtoMan Oh really! How so pal?

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@EliteProtoMan M-Mr.Edgworth! Well I guess I could try to live off the floor roaches for a bit longer if it means you’ll have more money for your work pal!

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Hey everyone, it’s me Detective Dick Gumshoe. I was investigating a murder case and it seemed someone dropped their phone. Mr. Edgeworth said I could look around on it to see if I could find who’s it is so I decided to make his twitter account my own. Not like he’s gonna need it

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@EliteProtoMan C-can I have some too Mr. Edgeworth? I think they’re inflating the ramen prices at my tesco and I think I’m gonna starve to death

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I could probably think of a really good reason to hate minorities but I’m too lazy lol

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@EliteBlockMan Too*

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@EpicGamerThor

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@backup_ven Me

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@OblivionGuard7 @edgy_knught_rvg @The1AceAttorney F

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@Mega_Theory_Bot Untrue, Oil Man does not fear

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@RollChan1987 @EliteCometWoman Come now, don’t be bitter cause you didn’t get a sip, there’s still plenty to go around Roller

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@RollChan1987 I think you mean “enlightened”

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@EliteCometWoman @RollChan1987 I wouldn’t know, my old man never built me with one hahaha. Not like I’d need it, as we both understand, who needs a brain when you have oil?

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@omega_original @BLACK_OIL_MAN be like

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@niji_2545 @FunnyBoomMan1 Ay bro, I didn’t know you licked your weapon too! Talk about two peas in a pod