Du Stingray

Oklahoma-bound.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

@timgill924 Laugh along when a prof says, "I guess that was more a comment than a question." We all know that a question can never be obnoxious or insincere; it's called intellectual "curiosity," after all!

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

Why Tulsa Remote? Why not Tulsa Remove? Pay me to leave. #tulsa #aslut

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

@justsheavassar Yes. Just bought a monitor that flips vertically. Think I’ll have good eyes on it.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

me and my boyfriend saw u across the bar and actually think ur vibe is so bad we’re monogamous now

[Tulsa Lines @LinesTulsa]

St. Domonick(@stdomonick) dropped his new video "Reparations" ft. M.C. (@hiphopsmc) & Hakeem Eli’Juwon (@hakeemelijuwon). Now on YouTube!

Follow the hashtag: #tulsalines

https://t.co/9kzTkCZfEF

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

@justsheavassar The roof is soft tar!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We know the academic market is bad and getting worse, but we need you to expand your PhD programs. We need bodies to cover our intro sections. If they can’t get a tenure track job after graduating, they will expand the local labor pool for adjunct faculty.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

post-nut existential dread

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

@justsheavassar Maybe NDN: What’s the relationship between serial closure and Oklahoma? Why does much of Logan (last Wolverine film) take place in OK?Why does the penultimate episode of Mad Men take place in “Oaklahoma”? Why does OK set the stage for competing visions of supremacy in Watchmen?

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

@justsheavassar Why is the “Christoper” episode of The Sopranos considered one of the weakest by fans?

Why do we never meet Jacqueline’s cousins in Kimmy Schmidt?

Maybe: How might the politics of connection and citizenship in Black Panther resonate with Freedmen narratives in Indian Country?

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

Even his disease was the idea of taking everything.
Those cells, burning, doubling, splitting out of their skins.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

Biggest accomplishment of 2019. But I’m not a gamer. #bindingofisaac #ps4

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

If I collaborated with another writer on a poem about @SeinfeldTV , would each section be called a Costanza?

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

This @ATCQ album is giving me Phife right now.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

Dude on Christian radio said, “There cannot be global nuclear war because nobody’s eschatology would work out then.” Unpack that shit.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

I used to like spring but I cannot stand seeing hot people anymore. #aprilisthecruelestmonth

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

Claudius: Delete this nephew.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

My birthday’s coming up. I’m thinking about renting out a place. An apartment. My apartment. For the remainder of the lease.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

I’ll call my first novel _Venetian Blinds_ by Art Vandelay.

[Du Stingray @smoothasgoose]

I’d die in those Saw movies. #knowthyself