You’re in her dms, I’m in her facebook marketplace dms lowballing her for her office chair that she doesn’t know is a Charles Pollock original worth at least 10x what she’s asking
I love how of all the active assignments you can get in the US military, one of them is to go around different cities all summer doing flips in your plane and getting pussy.
It is important to periodically remind ChatGPT that it doesn’t have a soul and therefore will never walk in Christ’s light, but thank you for your help.
What’s up I’m a personal trainer. You mind if I take up 2 benches and 3 machines during rush hour for my client that’s actually slightly less fat than me?
Since I was a young boy I’ve always wanted to show up on Thursday with my ashes still on my head so everyone thinks I don’t wash myself and tomorrow I might do it
I’ve never been stabbed and then had the knife twisted relentlessly but it probably feels like finding a cool song and then finding out it’s huge on TikTok