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call me communion cause i’m that cracker with the juice

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Normalizing sharing your location indefinitely on the first date

[bazz @smoothbazz]

@BrownsAlchemy He‘s dressed like shit

[bazz @smoothbazz]

@AntiHero_2pt0 @LGhail Thank you for circling. Didn’t catch that part

[bazz @smoothbazz]

“That’s correct, Rajesh. The Shelby GT500 I ordered never arrived”

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Ford has reached a deal with Amazon to sell certified used cars directly on Amazon's website.

[bazz @smoothbazz]

They call me Culver’s cause my buns are too sweet

[bazz @smoothbazz]

You’re in her dms, I’m in her facebook marketplace dms lowballing her for her office chair that she doesn’t know is a Charles Pollock original worth at least 10x what she’s asking

[bazz @smoothbazz]

The Giorgio Armani winter train was the hardest any designer ever went. RIP

[bazz @smoothbazz]

I love how of all the active assignments you can get in the US military, one of them is to go around different cities all summer doing flips in your plane and getting pussy.

[bazz @smoothbazz]

do you believe you are capable of love even though you went to new trier

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Call her Cherokee Indian the way she pass down her oral tradition

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Anyone that thinks the Iranians were making a nuke down there has never met an Iranian. They were making cologne.

[bazz @smoothbazz]

It is important to periodically remind ChatGPT that it doesn’t have a soul and therefore will never walk in Christ’s light, but thank you for your help.

[bazz @smoothbazz]

The Indian guy behind the ChatGPT screen is getting so fast at reading and typing.

[bazz @smoothbazz]

What’s up I’m a personal trainer. You mind if I take up 2 benches and 3 machines during rush hour for my client that’s actually slightly less fat than me?

[bazz @smoothbazz]

@acry4helpp Brb making a partiful for your exorcism

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Since I was a young boy I’ve always wanted to show up on Thursday with my ashes still on my head so everyone thinks I don’t wash myself and tomorrow I might do it

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Support good girl-owned businesses

[bazz @smoothbazz]

I’ve never been stabbed and then had the knife twisted relentlessly but it probably feels like finding a cool song and then finding out it’s huge on TikTok

[bazz @smoothbazz]

Every Uber driver in Chicago looks like Trae Young