Morgan Jones

‘absolutely cursed. has a threatening aura’

[Chicago The Musical @ChicagoMusical]

She’ll be good to you! Don’t miss @JinkxMonsoon starring as Matron “Mama” Morton beginning on January 16 for eight weeks only!

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

If Hannah tripped out of her slingback in public on camera I would absolutely yell at someone else to blame them it’s the right thing to do

[Akeria The SCARLET WITCH Davenport @A_doubleC_D]

I’ll sit this right here

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

Hannah will show me her yearbook and it looks like a a nuclear disaster took place in recent years

[the prophecy #1 victim @cuntkatya]

this is what u see when u enter the gates of heaven

[Doctor Butt Stuff 🐀 @MidniteMadwoman]

Employer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Me: It was then I carried you.

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Tennessee State Rep. Kent Calfee takes a swig from a hershey's syrup bottle while waiting for the governor's speech to begin (2020)

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

At this point Trix the dolls are the dolls.

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

There’s this tow truck in my neighborhood that says ‘tow fetish’ in cursive script along the back glass

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, after I win an argument.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The Supreme Court is apparently fine with a Republican ban on abortion that:

-Has no exception for rape

-Has no exception for incest

-Pays people to snitch on others, like what they do in communist countries

Radical Republicans are dangerous. Help defeat them in the midterms.

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

My mom won’t let her cats have catnip because she doesn’t want them doing drugs

[Bryston 👑 @kuntrybwaibeezy]

A pic inside Saturn's rings taken by the Cassini Spacecraft 2 weeks ago..

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

Thinking back there’s a solid 18 months that I put the wrong social on stuff. I just popped a couple random numbers in the middle. Oh well

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

If you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late to work

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Incredible way to learn that Mike Pompeo does not know what the word "sexuality" means

[Morgan Jones @smorgansjoness]

I have maple syrup somewhere in my hair at all times.