the very real engineer

real name Raymond :)

(parody/roleplay account, not endorsed by @JoinDeepRock, all tweets are satire)

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

i wanna slice this bass pro shops pyramid mf in half like a cake

[Wilhelm the Engineer @RJ250MyBeloved]

[i don't post on here anymore but this felt appropriate]

[Genpac @Genn_pacc]

https://t.co/6JUpQKrlof

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

oh hey its been another year

[Ako მაქაცარია 🇬🇪 🇺🇦 @Akaking_ako]

This is how I play Deep Rock Galactic

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

// guys cool game go throw a dollar at it

[DATE KNIGHT RPG (I know what you are.) @DKAKDNDS]

DATE KNIGHT IS 95% FUNDED

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

https://t.co/qenGlfnW0a

[DATE KNIGHT RPG (I know what you are.) @DKAKDNDS]

SOUND THE HORNS, KNIGHTS.

WE ARE 50% FUNDED. 9 DAYS REMAIN.

GET US TO THE FINISH LINE.

https://t.co/ALlASJxART

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

// deep larp galactic twitter gc is... LOST MEDIA!?!?

[Genpac @Genn_pacc]

Tiny Dancing Engineer
#deeprockgalactic

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

// i was quoting something but idk if itll show up with that since i deleted it so uhh shhhh

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

// no longer canon so im deleting this :)

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

alright back to wor- what the fuck

[Genpac @Genn_pacc]

No Chuckler DON’T mix the Beers!
#deeprockgalactic

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

bald core stone

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

...january 29th??

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

i think im hearing voices behind the walls again

[Genpac @Genn_pacc]

*Alien Gibberish*
(I swear my license was in my other pants, PLEASE!)
#deeprockgalactic

[Dwarves of Deep Rock Galactic @DwarvesofDRG]

#DeepRockGalactic submitted by @H2Odaboss2

[「ItsKKing」 @ItsKKing]

sharing this in here cause apparently i have less than 4 days to make another $120 USD because amazon just fucked me over AND THREW MY ACCOUNT INTO THE NEGATIVE, AND THEY'LL OUTRIGHT SHUT MY SHIT DOWN IF I DONT PAY IT BACK

https://t.co/5vg4Gm69Aj

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

@Spyco03 //

[the very real engineer @smortdwarf]

// coming back to this account real quick to say OH MY FUCKING GOD?????