Stacy Mosbey

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I had a fart in me but then it ran away. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I bet there's a scientific name for grilled cheese sandwiches. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I think there's a beaver inside of that stinkbug waiting for the right moment to come out and eat everything. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Warm me up, mom! Wrap me up in a pile of mashed potatoes! #jamessaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I don't care how I look as long as I look awesome. #mariansaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

...and remember, everything I'm saying might be wrong. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Isn't it cute how it's just a little worm that wants to eat your flesh? #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

It would be so cool if my pediatrician was a vampire. #mariansaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

You on what? The life of a seven-year-old sucks. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I'm not picking my nose. I'm lightly caressing it. #jamessaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Never put your face in front of your enemy. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Sometimes I chew better when I'm around people. #jamessaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Would you call a copyright more powerful than a trademark? Because I wouldn't. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

New ability acquired. I'm a turtle surgeon. #mariansaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Aaah, what's better than the sound of brooks babbling? #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Anything can be related to violence. Even pizza. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Reverse remembering a.k.a. forgetting. #jamessaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I don't get colds very often so that's why I eat my boogers. #jamessaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

I'm too cute to not watch something. #johnsaid

[Stacy Mosbey @smosbey]

Do you want to play keepy uppy with a disembodied head? #johnsaid