StuffMyPregWifeSays

A living record of all the crazy stuff that comes out of our wives mouths while we, the expectant fathers, simply try to survive.

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@EmGoodwell congrats!!

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Rogue Twitter accounts are fun, but gov't employees and scientists are very afraid of being fired if they speak out & share facts. #resist

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Doesn't mean this account will get shut down. The saga of the pregnant husband/wife continues :)

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I should probably tell y'all this - my wife and I welcomed our daughter Devyn Rose into the world on 12/2. Mom and baby are doing excellent

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@Laura1206 little chocolate chews.

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Came in to my wife sobbing w the end to Coyote Ugly on TV - Through the sobs, she exclaimed "She fulfilled her dream!" #smpws #PregnantLife

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The Smartwatch - the 2016 version of the baby beeper #PregnantLife #PregnantWife #smpws

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My wife read this and immediately asked for chocolate #pregnantlife #pregnantwife #smpws https://t.co/hcJuGd5zdw

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@EmGoodwell my wife is at 27 weeks, I can relate :)

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Wife: "Is it inappropriate to scratch my nipples in church? They're really itchy."

#pregnantlife #PregnantWife #smpws

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Wife: If you pass out in the delivery room you'll take someone important down with you. Don't do that.

#smpws #pregnantlife #PregnantWife

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#smpws #PregnantWife #pregnantlife

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My #PregnantWife: I'm #Pregnant and I need ice cream - I'll cut a bitch

#smpws #pregnantlife

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Wife complaining about her GPS...

Me: Would you like some cheese w/ that whine?

#PregnantWife: Did you say cheese? Yes I would!

#smpws

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In living room: Wife says she's cold and gets a blanket

In bedroom (with central air, window ac unit, & fan): Wife says shes warm

#smpws

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Me: How can an opinion be wrong?

Wife: Because it's yours.

#smpws #PregnantWife #pregnantlife

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My #PregnantWife during #OpeningCeremony - "The Italians probably just packed their uniforms, some bug spray and a bunch of condoms." #smpws