STATSutory Mind Rape

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60% of Alpacas jizz yogurt

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Sens with the win tonight coach has best duster in the league #bellhdscreen

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You're mom currently has a penis! Retweet this and you're moms penis will disappear! #doitforyourmom #mindrape

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83% of all hurricanes are caused by Indians rain dancing to hard at the bar #Sandy

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87% of the worlds Vaseline is used to jerk off with #MindRape

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80% of Indian rubber balls huff gasoline and steal cars #MindRape

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I fuck up more shit then the KKK #MindRape

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The most notorious black person of all time had 300 pimples but was French and was referred to as "les Pimp" #MindRape

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Sickle cell anemia fucks more shit up than the KKK

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95% of gays like the nursery rhyme 'rub a dub dub'

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Prior to his wrestling days, Chris Benoit was a family councillor #MindRape

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3% of mustaches are grown by Philipino lady boys. #MindRape

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6% of McDonald's sales in the USA are attributed to honey boo boo child's mome. #MindRape

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66% of cherry trees pop around the age of 16. #MindRape

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76% of the time, Dora is a stuck up bitch who thinks she's smarter than everyone. #Truth #MindRape

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26% of cabbage patch kid dolls were brutally racist. #MindRape

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56% of professional hop scotch players are Filipino lady boys. #MindRape

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75% of alter boys have played tummy sticks with their pastors or priests. #MindRape

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90% of stick men deaths are a result of being hung by humans. #MindRape