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[Samrat @smrb3455]

@JiVasisht True. Sagittarius lagna
Jupitar in 1st house
I gain weight very easily.

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@HardiSpeaks is @GuwahatiPol intentionally trying to create massive traffic jam at Chandmari flyover? Since traffic lights are installed, we can see huge traffic. Please disable those lights for god’s sake @himantabiswa @DGPAssamPolice

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@himantabiswa
Kamrup (M) administration seems to be slowing down as files are not being reviewed in a timely manner by the DC himself. He keeps files pending for weeks,leading to red tapism and public inconvenience. Pl look into the matter.
@pratidintime @CMOfficeAssam

[Researcher of Astrology @Astro_Panditji_]

1. Saturn in 1st → past life shaped by heavy responsibility; this life feels serious, restrained, and slow to form identity.
2. Saturn in 2nd → past-life scarcity or duty-bound family role; money and speech now require discipline and patience.
3. Saturn in 3rd → hard-earned courage before; effort and communication feel delayed but strengthen with time.
4. Saturn in 4th → burdened home or parental karma earlier; emotional security is built late through endurance.
5. Saturn in 5th → denied joy or love in past life; romance, creativity, or children mature slowly but deeply.
6. Saturn in 6th → lifetime of service and struggle earlier; resilience grows through work, health, and persistence.
7. Saturn in 7th → karmic contracts and obligations before; relationships feel serious, delayed, or duty-bound.
8. Saturn in 8th → past-life trauma, loss, or survival themes; fear of change leads to mastery over crisis.
9. Saturn in 9th → rigid belief system earlier; faith is tested through doubt, discipline, and lived truth.
10. Saturn in 10th → lifelong labor or responsibility before; success comes late, earned through integrity.
11. Saturn in 11th → unfulfilled goals or broken alliances earlier; friendships and gains develop slowly but last.
12. Saturn in 12th → past-life isolation or renunciation; solitude, karma release, and inner work dominate now.

[devashish sharma @astrodev15]

Brutal Astrological Laws Everyone Should Know (Undeniable)

1. Wake Up Before Sunrise (Sun) → The Sun is the King. If you sleep while the King rises, you are not a ruler; you are a subject. Early rising fixes a weak Sun and builds authority.

2. Sweat Every Day (Mars) → Mars governs muscle, blood, and war. A sedentary life kills your Mars. Lift heavy, run fast, or fight. Physical
weakness = weak will.

3. Respect Your Time (Saturn) → Saturn is the Judge of Karma. Wasting time on cheap entertainment invites Saturn's wrath (poverty and delay). Discipline is the only offering he accepts.

4. Control Your Tongue (Mercury) → Mercury is intellect and speech. Gossip, lying, and verbal diarrhea drain your intellectual power. Speak with purpose or stay silent.

5. Respect Women & Hygiene (Venus) → Venus is luxury and semen. You want wealth? Respect the feminine energy and keep yourself groomed. A dirty room and a dirty mind repel prosperity.

6. Master Your Mind (Moon) → The Moon rules emotions. If you react to every little problem, your Moon is debilitated. Meditation isn't optional; it's the anchor for a chaotic mind.

7. Honor Your Teachers & Elders (Jupiter) → Jupiter is wisdom and expansion. Mocking wisdom or disrespecting mentors blocks your luck. Arrogance shrinks your destiny.

8. Stop The Addiction Loop (Rahu) → Rahu is the smoke, the illusion, the scroll. Porn, gambling, and doom-scrolling feed the demon. Starve the distraction to find your direction.

9. Detach to Conquer (Ketu) → Ketu is liberation. If you are desperate for a result, you will never get it. Do the work and let go of the outcome.

10. Action Beats Prediction (Karma) → Your chart is a map, not a sentence. A strong will can override a weak placement. Sitting around waiting for a "good Dasha" is for losers.

11. Charity Without Expectation → Hoarding energy blocks flow. Giving (money, time, strength) clears karmic debt. If you are tight-fisted, the universe will be tight-fisted with you.

Fix your habits. Exalt your planets.

[Roflindian @Roflindian]

No stray dogs in Australia.
No stray dogs in Singapore.
No stray dogs in Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Prague, Tokyo & Seoul.

But if Delhi aims to be stray dog free, animal lovers lose their shit.

Happy living among stray dogs then. Stepping on dog shit every morning and getting barked at, chased, scratched and bitten during your walks.

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Probably the best video you’ll watch on internet today 😂😂

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@sigma2024117280 4th lord in 1st house; 11th lord in 3rd house (Sagittarius ascendant)

[Kapil @kapsology]

The government justifies mixing 20% ethanol in petrol by claiming it reduces fuel imports and pollution. It ignores the fact that this harms engines, reduces mileage, and consumers still pay the same price as for 100% pure petrol.

As usual, bhakts are happy with this decision.

What if tomorrow the government forces us to drink milk blended with 20% artificial liquid? It tastes like milk, makes curd and paneer, but has fewer nutrients, and still costs the same as pure milk.

Will you be okay with that?

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@veda_padma I have Jupitar in ascendant (Sagittarius)
I don’t agree with you

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Laughed too much at this 🤣🤣

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@KPuzari Not giving salary is purely evil intention of the management. Especially granddaughters of RG Baruah.

[Samrat @smrb3455]

@pankajbhatta Reason is internal rivalry between the granddaughters of RG Baruah who took over the business. They are greedy and want to suck money. Too much corruption happening among them so not able to give salary to employees

[Vishal @VishalMalvi_]

Corporate employees can relate with it

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

INC submitted an affidavit against Ram Setu in the Supreme Court, stating, "There is no historical proof of Ram."
Now see this....

[Vatsala Singh @_vatsalasingh]

दुनिया की नजर बहुत नजर बहुत तेज लगती है इसलिए हर चीज पर्सनल रखनी चाहिए....

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

When someone becomes rich overnight due to sheer luck, it usually triggers a long-term behavioral shift across generations.

The beneficiary usually stays grounded. But it’s the next generations that undergo a dramatic transformation. They adopt a consumerist, flashy identity, rejecting discipline, education, or the family’s traditional values. What follows is a toxic mix of entitlement, show-off culture, and identity overcompensation.

We see this pattern in NCR farmer families who suddenly became wealthy after selling ancestral land for infrastructure projects.

Initially, the impact of this transformation was local, confined to villages and nearby areas. But once platforms like TikTok and Reels gained popularity, they realized that rowdy behavior sells. A new personality emerged: the wannabe local celebrity, who treats masculinity as a performance.

They hit the gym in the morning, then spend the day loitering, filming themselves engaging in pseudo-masochism, showing off gym bodies, weapons, stunts, breaking traffic rules, stopping cars anywhere, sudden turns, wrong-side driving, what not.

They are jobless by choice, 24x7 free, move in packs, multiplying their nuisance. Their lifestyle revolves around big cars like Fortuner, Thar, Scorpio, loud music, alcohol, reckless driving. Misogyny, aggression, and provocations are worn like badges of honor, targeting those who can't fight back.

You can't do much about them because they have relatives and connections in police, local farmers or caste organizations, and politics.

Telling this in public interest. Stay away from these people. They are low IQ, have a low threshold for fights, and are well connected to escape any consequences. I wish the country was ideal, where a good citizen gets protection and a good hearing, but it's not. You have to survive in this mess, and that's why kill ego and ignore if you encounter them.