Scott Murphree-Rober

Catholic husband, father, engineer.

[Scott Murphree-Rober @SMRdeka]

@BradRTorgersen “Where it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change.”
― Lucius Cary, 2nd Viscount Falkland

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@MrLeadslinger With all the bystanders, maybe unseam him from the nave to the chaps and fix his head upon our battlements.

[Scott Murphree-Rober @SMRdeka]

@warrioraspie I think they have to be on edge and in a plastic bag.

[Scott Murphree-Rober @SMRdeka]

@xwanyex That attitude will preserve your fingers.
I don't fear it, but I definitely respect it.
Be wary of kickback. Treat the line between the blade and the fence as if it were the muzzle of a gun.

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@saul_roffe @SouthernKeeks Lots of false indicators on those in the womb tests.

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@cynical11b @gman5180 The car, for sure. With the pink slip to the car, you could sell it to some other sucker.

13th amendment means you can't do the same with that high-mileage Kardashian.

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@AdversAerialOne @SamaHoole @dliphotos I'll definitely up the cola, then, to make up for fewer almonds!

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@rougarouxpew @B_1Tactical Maybe he just likes Gaelic music?
My kids play a mean penny whistle while the others fiddle.

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@Gormogons @HansFiene You could roll one of the dead ones out of its seat.

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@RoofKorean7 Looked at her profile. You feature prominently there.
I think she wants to date you.

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@eericaa2 Wut?

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@RoofKorean7 Ah! But is the rice not cooked?
/caviling

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@SanviSharm49500 @RuminateRonin @selene_silv WeAre nOt democracyv
wE will give no others lecture about equaliT.

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@BonafideKRS No one will see her as she crouches among the space foliage.

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@SamaHoole @dliphotos Oh, no! Almonds, too?!
My wife got me lemon/white chocolate covered almonds, and I love them. I am now sad.

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@SamaHoole Oh, no! Not my spinach!

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@red_chem_lite @HellRaz0r1776 I refuse to be bound by your narrow-minded bias.

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@red_chem_lite @tomselliott @ScottPelley That's the tl:dr version. 😉
Sometimes I get a bit prolix.

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@Lthierry_______ @CaffMomREDACTED @Bornakang You are hilariously mendacious.

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@red_chem_lite @HellRaz0r1776 It's a 4Runner, not a Jeep.
And it's only a desiccated toad named Zelnot that I found at the range about 10 years ago.
Before I knew about the Jeep thing.