Fake SMRT CEO

Observations from my MRT train rides. I'm not in any way related to SMRT. Don't follow me if you can't have a laugh.

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

My palm “came into contact” with my face when I heard the news too… #SMRTruinslives #SMRT #Singapore https://t.co/lAGDGpqjO1

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Joo Koon incident: Train behind a stalled train “moved forward unexpectedly” and “came into contact” with the first train, says SMRT and LTA https://t.co/kYQmw1f15X

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

That's quick! HR is doing a commendable job!

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Idea: give better prizes for us to come up with ideas.. RT @STcom ST is seeking views on how to improve […] win a gold-plated Dragon yr coin

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

I've decided to change #SMRT's motto from "Moving People, Enhancing Lives" to "May the odds be ever in your favour"

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Lalala... -hides wire cutters- RT @STcom: LTA and SBS Transit to investigate Thursday's breakdown on #NEL http://t.co/mwCfAh38

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

-sing- why are we waiting... RT@LTAsg: Resumption of NEL service between Dhoby Ghaut and HarbourFront will be delayed. #SBSTransit #NEL

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

For once, a high profile breakdown that is not our problem!! #SBSTransit #NELdisruption

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Better leave before they decide to cut my pay like the ministers...

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Darn...should have done my filing... RT @STcom LTA to request all records and information from SMRT bit.ly/vCUh6z

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Hah! That's 1 thing that can nvr happen at #SMRT RT @STcom Arsenal & Chelsea cld postpone fixtures due to train drivers' strike

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

New SOP for detraining passengers stuck in tunnels: deploy #SMRT man

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Ok, have to do this again. Sorry everyone. Very sorry. Can't tell you how absolutely, truly, bottom-of-my-heart sorry I am.

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Trying to benefit from this profit opportunity? Shameless. "@ComfortDelGro: 6552 1111 is the number to call. #SMRT"

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Yes!! Finally some positive PR! "@STcom: #SMRT come out tops in study of corporate governance practices of SG-listed firms"

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

They told me this Twitter gig wld b easy--"Just appease commuters during train breakdowns" IT'S TURNING INTO A FULL TIME JOB!!!

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

All I want for Christmas is for this nightmare to end! #SMRT

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

No lah! Too much corp-speak... "@digitalmozart: Is it @smrtceo's? RT: @mrbrown: Ok, some have told me that the SMRT FB account may be fake."

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

#SMRT is over capacity. Too many commuters. Please wait a moment and try again.

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

Even Rolls-Royce will break down what. Sometimes even twice in 2 days... #SMRT

[Fake SMRT CEO @smrtCEO]

@lohcs thx! just doing my part for the country :)