"I'm a 45 year old woman. I feel like I should know how to turn on the air conditioning at my house." #ThingsIActuallySay
Yes, I am well taken care of by @brenthaag and yes, he showed me how. #livinthedream
Both of my children are working. It's my favorite guy's birthday. And I'm eating yesterday's leftover cake for breakfast with another cake in the oven. #livinthedream
Not @brenthaag acting like it's totally normal to take a 23 year old vacuum cleaner apart and put a new electrical cord on it while I watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. Marriage: 5 stars.
You might think that my Kansas born-and-raised children and my Kansas born-and-raised husband speak the same language, but you'd be surprised how much translating I have to do around here. 🤦🏻♀️ #livinthedream
Just dropped my 15 year old Delicate Flower off at the door to Home Depot. How long will it take her to find the very small item she is looking for? #livinthedream
Was looking for something else and came across this pic of the elementary school calendar - highlighted where applicable and specials requiring specifics from home noted in different colors for my different children. I was a good elementary school mom. #postpeak#livinthedream
Delicate Flower declared her dad as her permanent homework helper after they did her math with many high fives. I glance at her homework and saw they did it wrong...with great confidence. Well played, @brenthaag. #livinthedream
If you had told me a year ago that my cheerleader who had more than one close call with academic eligibility would be an Academic All-State First Team wrestler, I would not have believed you...on many levels. #livinthedream