Lizzie Haag

woman of mystery

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Girl in a bikini making cinnamon roll bites in my kitchen. Because teenager. #livinthedream

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry your daughter is crashing out because she has to be somewhere tomorrow at the exact time the UV is going to be 10.

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

"I'm a 45 year old woman. I feel like I should know how to turn on the air conditioning at my house." #ThingsIActuallySay

Yes, I am well taken care of by @brenthaag and yes, he showed me how. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Both of my children are working. It's my favorite guy's birthday. And I'm eating yesterday's leftover cake for breakfast with another cake in the oven. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Not @brenthaag acting like it's totally normal to take a 23 year old vacuum cleaner apart and put a new electrical cord on it while I watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. Marriage: 5 stars.

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Me figuring out the car sharing situation for my children who go to the same school, but have almost no finals at the same time. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

We're all offering tanks of gas and extra Instagram minutes as sticker chart rewards, yes?

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Not me over here searching for sticker charts for my teenagers... #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

You might think that my Kansas born-and-raised children and my Kansas born-and-raised husband speak the same language, but you'd be surprised how much translating I have to do around here. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Just dropped my 15 year old Delicate Flower off at the door to Home Depot. How long will it take her to find the very small item she is looking for? #livinthedream

[The Hawks Fund — Olathe East @FundHawks]

Please consider helping fill the Hawks Fund food pantry to push us through this last month of school.
Thank you!

https://t.co/3gFT0057LC

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Was looking for something else and came across this pic of the elementary school calendar - highlighted where applicable and specials requiring specifics from home noted in different colors for my different children. I was a good elementary school mom. #postpeak #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

@DoBetterTalk YES! Perfection down to the diagonal cut.

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Delicate Flower declared her dad as her permanent homework helper after they did her math with many high fives. I glance at her homework and saw they did it wrong...with great confidence. Well played, @brenthaag. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

How is it possible this baby is going on college visits? #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

Tell me the delicate flowers are home without telling me the delicate flowers are home. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

If you had told me a year ago that my cheerleader who had more than one close call with academic eligibility would be an Academic All-State First Team wrestler, I would not have believed you...on many levels. #livinthedream

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

@shannongreenhaw You might need to know more people. 🤣

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

"I wish you were cooler." - Delicate Flower, daughter of an uncool mother

[Lizzie Haag @smrtmouse]

I spent four years as class president and one year as PTO president, and exactly no one has given me a gift today.