Smrutam

fellow human person

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Embarking on a new quest!! Let's do this

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In the Ramayana, people threw rocks and pebbles into the sea and made a bridge over the damn ocean.

Right now, not even half a year in, the road leading to my society is all kinds of fucked up.

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Elon Musk and the Chocolate Factory of unbearable work conditions.

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80085 > 69 and 420

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@tejasveeeeeeee Should have said that when mofos started walking on water and turning water to wine

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McDonalds next to a gym. Infinite profit.

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My mother is the strongest woman on the planet. I am proud to be her son.

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Wikis are the second greatest invention of the internet.

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@tejasveeeeeeee Kangaroos cannot walk backwards.

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Ending Uno with a +4 is a war crime.

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@tejasveeeeeeee Complicated way to say you hate yourself

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I like to keep my volume level at odd numbers.

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#CancelHumidity

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@tejasveeeeeeee Market saturation

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Rubber Duckey Jr.

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Cybersecurity is giving a Kevlar to your PC.

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Dropping the new COVID Anniversary Edition.

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Someone I know said Anschlussy and I think I died inside.

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@tejasveeeeeeee With inbuilt sauce mechanism

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@tejasveeeeeeee Pretty soon the Earth will be busy cleaning human stains as well.

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@tejasveeeeeeee As the Baha Men once wisely asked, "Who let them out?"