Stuart Simons

[Stuart Simons @sms_82]

@AwayDaysFB O8

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Just submitted my final essay on the MSc Psych course. Only the dissertation to do now. This has been, without doubt, the most challenging course I have ever taken.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

When you think of all the lowlifes, fraudsters, conmen, hucksters, corporate sleazeballs, insider traders, gangsters, bent politicians and emotionally empty sociopathic joy destroyers out there - sure, go after Rashford for feeding kids. You twats.

[Geoff Barton @RealGeoffBarton]

Am finding this whole presidential inauguration - the traditions, the words, the music, the sense of history - incredibly moving. The world feels a little brighter this evening.

[Stuart Simons @sms_82]

@Miss_Snuffy 🤣😂🤣

[Stuart Simons @sms_82]

@robert_c_lewis Good luck! X

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

This is your Health Secretary claiming he’s changing the law to allow nurses and pharmacists to administer flu jabs

But the truth is both roles have been doing exactly that for years and years

Please RT if you think he should’ve known that already

[jameca @arsenalnationx]

@GoonerViews Never. I can’t get over what he did. We were all fine with him leaving for city but he went to United for money. Couldn’t have him back, just can’t forgive him really.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

You must watch to the final frame.

[Andrew R King #StandWithUkraine @AndrewRKing_EU]

I'm an NHS consultant. We're exhausted – and a second surge is on its way

The writer is an NHS respiratory consultant who works across a number of hospitals

Do read these notes from the front line and retweet please!

https://t.co/9hqdectYVR

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Feels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta

[Stuart Simons @sms_82]

@NooPuddles My partner's is 'Call the Midwife' Not usually one for one-upmanship...but tickled us both! 🤣😂🤣

[lindsayjskinner @lindsayjskinner]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the greatest evidence for the importance of punctuation that I have seen to date.

[KeithTheGooner @KeithTheGooner]

No hate for Theo. Generally had an excellent attitude and done a job for us.
Did he meet his potential? Probably not.
Will I boo him? Nah.
Will I always remember him doing this? Fucking A

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Statement from #Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick:

[Stuart Simons @sms_82]

@iamjohnoliver #comebacktofightingtalk #feminism

[Dr Alice Eardley #FE @AliceEardley]

Useful stats when talking to students about punctuation. GCSE English 2014. Av. sentence length: A*=16.8 words; C=17.7; D=23.4; F=28.3