Sarah M. Shumway

Design. Advertising. Cheese. Dinosaurs.

[Sarah M. Shumway @smshum]

@KeruboSk Somehow, both.

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@majipres And husbands!

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@katya_zamo Must know your thoughts on Titane, if you’ve seen it.

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@trixiemattel I don’t respond well to spooky behavior!

[໊ @sonohoor]

delete the “lol” from the end of your sentences and just say what you need to say

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@caitiedelaney Saw Miss Ophelia this morning at the Tate and thought of you. Sending you warmth and comfort from London today.

[LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds]

Not enough of you watched pbs as a kid and it shows

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks stocked in case of a bad day. You have more control over your joy than you think.

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@AmericanAir Sent a DM.

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At least 6 other passengers left behind. Rebooked and missing a whole day in MZT because someone decided to leave early. Online chat unhelpful. So disappointed. @AmericanAir

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

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👋🏻

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Judith Slaying Holofernes (1614–20) by Artemisia Gentileschi, considered one of the most accomplished of all Italian Baroque painters #WomensArt

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@pai56674692 @KimKardashian Worry about yourself, Lisa. Go drink some water.

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@pai56674692 @KimKardashian Thanks, Lisa, I’m aware. I didn’t say anything about Kim being done. It’s okay to celebrate achievements on the way to the ultimate goal.

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@pai56674692 @KimKardashian Girl, who are you telling? Sit down.