Simon Roberts

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@river_is_nice If it's in the UK then the weights and measures act dictates alcohol volume saleable in bars. So all drinks are typically measured to guarantee that you're getting what you pay for.

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@planet_babylon @CllrScottC Well Farage refers in the video to "this Labour government" so his bit must've been filmed after the 24 general election. Calls Jenrick a fraud, and then welcomes him into the party

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@SamXMukherjee @Noahpinion Did anyone check your social media to see if you'd criticized the Dutch king or French president before granting you entry?

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@Traveloguk_ But you appear to be impersonating Travelodge. Is this some kind of automated scam?

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

£14.50 to park at a @TravelodgeUK. Absolutely scandalous. You're essentially a motel!

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@hanmore1 @OFLoakfurniture Same for me. Gave me a 2 week lead time in store, then 3 days out from delivery am told I'll have to wait another 2 months

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@Mick_Tee_z @Randy7Jones @realDonaldTrump They do

[The Chatty Dietitian @ChattyDietitian]

Please find our paper on ngt feeding under restraint in England's paediatric wards

@RCPCHtweets
@rcpsychEDFac
@BDA_Paediatrics
@Dietitians_MHG

https://t.co/dpn3AJgG6c

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@birkhimer_kim @realDonaldTrump OK, but you do understand that is grammatically ridiculous and instead of sounding profound you just sound like a child playing at being a grown up?

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@birkhimer_kim @realDonaldTrump I think you mean "us, the American people"

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@Carra23 What do you give if that were a forward following through on a centre half making a clearance? You'd give a free kick. Therefore it should be a penalty

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@shoppin_hs Except they fail constantly

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@NespressoUK . Your Vertuo Pop machines just a pile of junk. Just had my 3rd one break. Been told I have to have another "pre-loved" (I.e. broken) one before you'll do the decent thing and get me a new one. Is the plan to keep giving me defective machines until the warranty ends?

[The Chatty Dietitian @ChattyDietitian]

Please find our first paper on NGT feeding under restraint in English paediatric wards.

Thank you to wonderful @leehudson111 and @DashaNicholls
for your support.

https://t.co/HhGA4B42Ff

@Dietitians_MHG @BDA_Paediatrics @BDA_CAMHS @RCPCHtweets @rcpsych

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

When I’m down I always think of the phrase “comparison is the thief of joy.”

Wish I came up with that but I’m just a dumb stupid idiot

[The Chatty Dietitian @ChattyDietitian]

Delighted to share our latest paper on NGT feeding under physical restraint.

Thank you @DashaNicholls @DrJacintaTan for your support

@Dietitians_MHG @BDA_Dietitians @rcpsych @RCPCHtweets @LibbyLilias @ShanleyOliver

https://t.co/q4yN7CiEql

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@TheLastLeg #suelladick

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@Carra23 Billy basic stuff to fix this. Just make them confirm the decision formally, e.g. "the correct decision is offside / not offside" rather than check complete". Crazy that wasn't part of the design of the process!

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@thaisilver60 @Haggis_UK Better not take them into a massive crowd in the centre of a city where any noise could happen at any time then?

[Simon Roberts @smsington]

@kelvmackenzie "Angry making". You are a true wordsmith!