SASHA MARIYA 🤍

i could tell you anything and you still wouldn't know the real me. Jesus is King. ✝️

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

*pulls up to dutch bros drive thru*
dutch employee at my window:

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

the fact that I used to watch this show as a tween 💀 #bodydysmorphia

[Madame Presidente 🅴 @KJFlautist]

The 2000s were something else. This woman’s body was sickening.

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

why are my standards for dating high? my dad would warm my car up for me before I’d leave to work on cold mornings 🥲❤️

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i’m scared of ppl that never apologize. like damn you wholeheartedly believe you don’t do shit wrong

[Dr. Jason Johnson @DrJasonJohnson]

Just....Wow....

Yes

And she should break up with you as soon as possible

[Lecrae @lecrae]

God is never late. We’re just impatient.

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

so happy I never spent a minute of my life trying to be anyone but me.. feels good

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

I will literally be thinking of something and it comes up on my fyp on tiktok what

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

💔💔💔

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

@lultaurus Expose him sis

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

love my papa so much 🥺

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

if I’m not living in a simulation then please tell me why I have NEVER seen a single neighbor bringing in groceries.

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

sorry if I forget to text back. sometimes I pretend I didn’t see it and then I actually forget.

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

that’s why when I unfollow I remove them as a follower as well to save them the trouble 🥰💅🏼

[´ @bokutocult]

I unfollow back bitch you ain’t no celebrity 😂

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

Excuse me

[Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis]

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

idc who you are...if you leave my chats on snap unopen because you peak at them and you think you’ll look popular with all your notifications—I’ll block you 😇

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

I love elon musk so much

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

nostalgia really is a drug

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

how come the meanest girls have bible verse tattoos or in their Instagram bios 🤦🏻‍♀️

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

we weren’t ready for 2020 y’all 😭😭

[SASHA MARIYA 🤍 @smtkeb]

idk if I’m feeling hella nostalgic or I have too much time to think...but I really wish I could go back in time and change so much. 😞