Sarah

even frogs have rainy days

[Sarah @smtots]

Me: It’s just a pothole.
Her: Did you just say there’s a hot wheel?
Me: Did you just call me a hot wing?
Her: What?
Me: What?
@sheikahchu

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[adi @perfectcelebrty]

this being my favourite video ever

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

me once a month vs me every day

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me eating breakfast at 3:00 in the afternoon

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

It's a big world, for a little Smoliv 🥹 🌱

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Concert Tour update: Another batch of shows has been added to the upcoming Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons tour. Check it out! Thank you https://t.co/C7KniuwYXA

[latke @latkedelrey]

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

[jess 💚 @seuniesnovia]

EVERYONE SHUT UP, JENNA MARBLES AND JULIEN SOLOMITA GOT MARRIED TODAY 😭

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

Best friend down! I repeat, best friend down!!

[Sarah @smtots]

@Mythical One time my sister and I were fighting about something (I can’t remember what). She got so mad at me that she stole my glasses off of my face and stuck them in the microwave and started it.

[link @link_thought]

my bones are creaking like a door hinge

[Sarah @smtots]

I love this

[annie @starggirlxo]

bouta b me if those gas prices keep going up

[trash jones @jzux]

raise your hand if you got weirder, dumber and more nervous in 2021

[Sarah @smtots]

@_Valmo_

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds