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@gerardway: I write all my tweets with a fountain pen and then transcribe them into the tweet box

[veo @smuItron]

it's happening again omfg

[veo @smuItron]

there's a fire in my building i think?? like on this floor? there are a bunch of firefighters here and the corridor's all smoky

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

who (aside from her!) would do an absolutely beautiful job of performing this as a monologue? I’m thinking thinking but just… can’t quite get it

[veo @smuItron]

shoe chafing can fuck you up!

[veo @smuItron]

when i was 11 a pair of ballet flats literally gave me sepsis

[veo @smuItron]

they finally found the source of the smoke i think? took ages and i had to let a hot firefighter have a look in my horribly messy apartment 😔

[veo @smuItron]

there's a fire in my building i think?? like on this floor? there are a bunch of firefighters here and the corridor's all smoky

[veo @smuItron]

woke up cause they were banging on all of the apartment doors, i think it's gonna be fine tho because they seem pretty calm all things considered

[veo @smuItron]

being stealth is so weird, suddenly dudes assume that you can't see things from women's perspective or have solidarity with them

[veo @smuItron]

@henkycode jaaa gör det!

[veo @smuItron]

check out these cute little vases i'm making :3

[veo @smuItron]

@trillekingen tack!! 🥰

[veo @smuItron]

@henkycode tack :) d e så himla kul att dreja

[veo @smuItron]

also:

[veo @smuItron]

@pallaorka va i helvete

[veo @smuItron]

@henkycode jaha wow coolt ju

[veo @smuItron]

fick just höra att jag ser ut som en ung olof palme och det sjukaste är att det typ är helt sant

[veo @smuItron]

@henkycode visst??! hon som sa det undrade genuint om jag var släkt med honom på något vänster (tyvärr inte)

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

i ask my hairdresser what haircut would suit my face shape. she pauses. "sorry i just worry beauty rules that involve dissecting features can get phrenological". i pull off my hair to reveal my smooth bald head. "monsieur foucault" she gasps. i nod. "you've passed my first test"

[veo @smuItron]

i'm seeing a new nurse for my T injection and she has no idea what she's supposed to do omg help