Trump of SMU

Nobody loves SMU sports more than me and anything published by SportsDay DFW/DMN is fake news. Thinking about coaching SMU hoops because Jankovich is LOW ENERGY

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@PNS_News @2020Talks @ewarren @JoeBiden Who cares?

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@Spock_of_SHSU @realDonaldTrump It’s like the stupidest kid in school (Robert Hurst) said something stupid again and everyone is piling on him!

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@blam_sum @Spock_of_SHSU Would make a great REAL NEWS article! “Dumb Fuck Yells at Cloud and Pretends to be Spock on Twitter”

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@CenTXpony @p0nyka1 @SMUPOny94 @Spock_of_SHSU @realDonaldTrump What a VERY, VERY SAD, little (but not so little) boy that Robert Hurst is. Really shameful that he peaked and blew his load in 1965. Just like Sleepy Joe it’s clear that the elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor! SAD!

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It’s like listening to a broken nickel back record on repeat. @MrMustang65 aka @Spock_of_SHSU really wants “stupidest kid in class” to be trendy. Sorry Robby Repeat! 4 more years!

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@WDMcSpadden @stevennelson10 @ChanelRion @nypost Unfortunately Jim Acosta was still there.

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@murphoniousmonk @stevennelson10 @nypost I’m sure he’s gonna lose all kinds of sleep knowing that the “infamous” murphoniousmonk has now blocked him! How will he ever bounce back from you blocking him?!?

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@Spock_of_SHSU @EricksonReal @WilEPeyote That’s rich coming from a fat comic book nerd that no one wants to fuck.

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@MrMustang65 Dallas county Health DEPT: Officials in Dallas, Tx have confirmed 5,000 new cases of coronavirus within the community. Check updates: https://t.co/2Pz38UbHlS. Please contact the Health Center if you exhibit flu-like symptoms.

Y’all be safe in Dallas, scary stuff.

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@SarahThyre Hope you’re not headed to NYC this weekend @SamBlum3

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@SarahThyre @MrMustang65 at least De Blasio has a clue! Wouldn’t want to drive anywhere in New York right about now...

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@AD_RickHart of course you probably won’t because David Miller has your balls in a mason jar on his mantle.

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WOW! What a loser @CoachJankSMU is! And how big of a douche does his counterpart @CoachJayDuncan look with his hair gel and J Crew attire?!? Congrats to both of you! You dipshits lost to every team that’s in the bottom half of the conference! #LOSERS

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@AD_RickHart if you don’t fire these grandpa joe level dead beats then you need to leave town too!

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@ScottBellDMN @SamBlum3 No one ever said he was good at any of this. Also no one cares about a preseason no hitter. Did he finish with a no hitter? Guess what? Don’t care either way. #NoNews

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@SamBlum3 @ScottBellDMN Probably because you do a forgettable job when it comes to reporting/writing. #NoNews

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@ScottBellDMN @SamBlum3 And you two DUMMIES wonder why you’re constantly having to beg SMU fans to subscribe to your LOW energy paper? It’s SAD, very SAD, how often “No News Sam” needs “Scooped Story Scotty” to constantly prop him up! #BORING

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@SamBlum3 @Kevinreynolds30 How do I subscribe to his stuff?

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@sixers @SMUBasketball @NBCSPhilly @SniperShake I love how the last handful of highlights that you guys have posted are of guys that Larry Brown recruited that are now in the NBA! Meanwhile in Jankyland....

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Spotted over Dallas, TX! People have had it with Tiny Tim who has become notorious for blowing HUGE 2nd half leads! It appears that @AD_RickHart has clearly lost power when it comes to managing @CoachJankSMU !

[Coach Tim Jankyvich @TedLassoSMU]

@AD_RickHart can you get someone to take this down before David Miller sees it? Since he’s the only one I need to worry about when it comes to keeping my job. #JankYou