Charles Murray

I'm a wannabe Queen. I like Wolves, the Kracken and cheesy supernatural programmes. Named my kid after an Evil Regal.

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@Rezurrekted No change there then

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@LitvanKata @jameelajamil Do you, I like being hairless because in my head that feels right but I've not shaved my arms in like ten years or so and my husband loves my arms and it's just easier not to lol. Just don't ever feel like you have to shave. You're human, you're unique.

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@doomed_spice @jameelajamil @diehuismuis 💚

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@Catatatatat @evantibacterial @jameelajamil Hair is natural, rock the shirt out of it!!

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@Catatatatat @evantibacterial @jameelajamil Girls I was 'gorilla' too and I'm 30 in a couple weeks and I've not shaved my arms in ten years. My husband thinks it's cute and all his mates think hairy armed girls 'do it better' 😁 many guys have actually said that to me. You'd be surprised!!

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@bunnyladame @jameelajamil I can relate 100% I was 'gorilla girl' from about 5 til 11, then in highschool it was then werewolf puns and people singing bark at the moon as they walked past. I had it for years until an older gent I worked with told me of all the places globally I would be treated as a queen.

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

Target, winning at advertising 👏👏👏

[Glitter Magazine @glittermagazine]

Get Inspired by @jameelajamil, @BusyPhilipps + More on Newest @Aerie Campaign https://t.co/MlzAkURD3Y

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@Reachingbroom @jameelajamil @chloe_leone Dammit, why do I always look. Now I'm gonna be too grumpy with him to watch his new movie. It's probably the same as all the others anyway.

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@jameelajamil OK. @jameelajamil I'm going to tell you my honest opinion. I love it. The company wasn't fully size inclusive before you got there but this campaign is what we as women should want to see. Things can be tweaked, changed. Isn't this a massive leap in the right direction? #welldone

[feminist next door @emrazz]

On Wednesday, a 21 y/o white man made 5 women lay down on the floor of a bank and shot them execution style.

Today, a 21 y/o white man shot and killed 5 people in what one officer called, “the worst domestic violence incident [he’d] seen.”

But do go on about a razor commercial.

[Dr Christian Jessen @DoctorChristian]

I’ve got nipples like bullets this morning ❄️ 🥶

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

OMG!! THIS is why the LGBTQ community continue to fight to be seen and PROTECTED against hate!

We ALL have to take this racist and homophobic act of violence very personally! My arms are around you @jussiesmollett. You are loved! https://t.co/bprDZ3Luah

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@petefirman I'm still (only just ) in my 20s and I only understand half the emoji world. I wouldn't know wtf they were saying

[Michael Eklund @MichaelEklund]

I get my ass handed to me this February 8th. Come watch me bleed. #speedo #coldpursuit

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@MichaelEklund If you'd just asked I could've got handsy with your ass n beat you off, I mean up... sorry the coffees just kicked in..... still waiting on the whiskey

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i fell asleep with my tongue out. and the human decided to poke it. i should really know better by now. they do that every time

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made you three love cards. and a pack of love stickers. to give to anyone you want. you could also keep them. and pretend they’re from me

⇨ https://t.co/HazNaLlJVq

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was lying on the couch. all snuggled up with the human. when they got up and left the room. it’s like they don’t know. that without attention. i will explode

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@WarringtonBC I would've thought that someone would notice a dead body yards away from McDonald's but perhaps things work differently in warrington.

[Charles Murray @smudgeasaurus]

@WarringtonBC why are there guys in overalls and masks taking away sleeping bags from homeless people in this freezing weather in the town centre? This is disgusting. I hope all your boilers burst