The Pug Whisperer

Is their name Gene or Jean? | An aspiring vegan, poet, and beer sommelier. They/Them for business inquires.

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

Everyone just wants to suck the patriarch’s dick and the true spark of radicalism would be to bite that fucker off! Stop letting people who aren’t feminists hang out in your life.

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Heyyyy sorry for zoning out during sex I was thinking really hard about what if I had a penis

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

@danielbarnummm Cool glasses!

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

My neighbors kayak is in the backyard drying. I’ve never been so jealous

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

Why the fuck is there still a bat in my house!!?!

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

Why Montana kids are suing the state over climate change https://t.co/nx3LBvZevI

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

no this is literally exactly what i want 😮‍💨

[Radio Tempête Bot @BotTempete]

#NowPlaying sur Radio Tempête : Quay Dash - Queen Of This Shit

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

@AmandaAKABatman Sounds lit as shit

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

i try to balance out my gentrifying jogger presence when i run through brooklyn by full volume throwing up on the street mid-run a couple times a week

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

I wish cis people cared about us man. A bomb was just dropped on every trans person in Missouri and they didn’t even notice.

Our world is destroyed. And we’re lucky to get a “that sucks” from cis people. Half of them are celebrating.

I’m going to lose everything again to move.

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

@SgWingo I suggest thrifting mirrors

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

cis gays stop worshipping boring straight celebrities as "gay icons" challenge: impossible

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

@SgWingo But did you watch My Favorite Shapes

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

@AmandaAKABatman Very much Jean vibes

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

Been on T for a month, all I have to show from it is an astounding amount of butthole hair.

[Alex Degen in my 2025 era @atothe_d]

I think the ultimate American experience is growing up in a place without chick fil a, hearing constantly about how their politics are evil “but their food is so good” and then eating it and the food isnt very good at all.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[The Pug Whisperer @smudgegaffney]

And my heart is still
pounding. I can’t reach my breath,
but it might be my super power.
Maybe I don’t need to breathe
and I’ve been alive as an alien
existing with people who seem similar,
but can’t see.