Chris Riley

Find time to tweet, you must be joking....

[Marcos Besteiro 👧🏻👶🏻 @MarcosBL]

Every. Single. New. Google. Product.

[Chris Riley @smuggyuk]

#Crufts #Archie

[Chris Riley @smuggyuk]

@fraserjfstewart Claim it, if you work for a company every expense is a "cost" that they can put against revenue and end up paying less corporation tax. Win win 👍

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Jim Grace @mac_puck]

I have been thinking.

Maybe the collapse of Truss's voodoo budget is even more important than people realise?

"But it is huge!", you cry, "biggest story since the fall of Boris!"

Yup - I think it may be bigger than that. Way bigger.

Here is what I am thinking...

1/

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

one mp said to me last night

[Hanna Liubakova @HannaLiubakova]

#Ukraine In Kharkiv, a chimpanzee escaped from a zoo. It was walking around the city while zoo employees tried to convince it to return. Suddenly it started to rain, and the ape ran to a zoo employee for a jacket and then agreed to return to the zoo.

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

1/ If silly people could just stop writing silly things about things they've only done confirmation bias google searches on, the rest of us would have a lot more time to watch Stranger Things.

Alas.

Let's go paragraph by paragraph.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Best flag at Glastonbury so far.

“This is a work event.”

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Absolutely nailed on that if we had a Labour government the story of a PM trying to appoint a mistress to a key post in government at public expense would be leading the news, rail strike or no rail strike.And if newspapers were deliberately suppressing the story having run it1/2

[emily m @maitlis]

117 votes against Theresa May was “ a very bad result .. much worse than it looks “ JRM told me the last time Tory MPs went to a vote of confidence ..

[Penistone Grammar School @PenistoneGS]

Lois Crossley & Charlotte Riley are both raising money for Sheffield Children's Hospital by completing at 10 miles hike next week. Please wish them well. #BeSupportive.

[Simon Stevenson @SimonSt51662750]

To all those, in whatever country, trying to make political capital out of inflation, here are some current rates; Bel 8.3 Fr 5.1 Ger 7.3 Italy 6.7 Neth 6.2 Singapore 5.7 https://t.co/baiODXdP80 6.3 Spain 9.8 UK 6.2 US 7.9. This is global.

[Chris Riley @smuggyuk]

@syptweet Hi, did you know your website is throwing an error about an invalid SSL certificate? It expired on the 12th March. You might want to fix that...

[Chris Riley @smuggyuk]

@Channel4 Why isn't Michael Mosley #WhoMadeBritainFat available on @All4?

[Alina Leonova @AlinaLeonovaSF]

I'm Belarusian. Seeing more and more hate against Belarusians as a result of Lukashenko's participation in Putin's atrocious war against Ukraine, I have a few things to say.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Big Jet TV is currently getting more than two and a half times more viewers than GB News usually gets.

[Chris Riley @smuggyuk]

Well this is a great watch, and Dawn enjoys it too! Zen Motoring, Series 1: 1. Scooter Boys: https://t.co/Dt3bRIsAUO via @BBCiPlayer

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

It’s unbelievable that an international coalition which could find 130BN dollars a year for Afghanistan when fighting there, cannot find 5 per cent of that amount to prevent millions of Afghans from starving. @SkyNews