Smug Standard Model

I win… always.

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

https://t.co/89pOMMaQZU

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

Ah man. That's pretty morbid 😧 https://t.co/XpoibkYK6j

[Ivo van Vulpen @IvovanVulpen]

The place at @CERN where we'll bury the Standard Model is already in place. Including a headstone (photo @Tristan_duPree)

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@RobertGaristo @NobelPrize oh wow that's pretty progressive 🙃 and it's safe to assume they all have equal roles and pay?

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@RobertGaristo @NobelPrize so, Robert, how does #PRL handle diversity then? E.g. what's the percentage of female editors? 🙊

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@ATLASexperiment Well, I guess that marks the first meaningful ATLAS publication since 10.1016/j.physletb.2012.08.020…

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@MattStrassler hahaha 3 sigma, bro 😂 You serious? I thought #diphoton #moardata finally taught people a lesson.

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@CMSvoices I for one would appreciate if people dropped the first h.c.

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@MikaVesteri @LHCbExperiment meh…

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@BigDataMogul @DrAndreDavid @pressichep maybe all they need is #moardata

[ScienceInfluencer adversarial network @BigDataMogul]

that winner was obvs @smugsmphys because nobody learned anything from those 500 papers #diphoton https://t.co/I412tn2TZU

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@xmpierinix glad I could help :)

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

@xmpierinix @DrAdrianBuzatu Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease.

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

Maybe you'd do a better job finding NP if you weren't all so busy dancing and tweeting about how awesome science is. #justsaying

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

Who'd have guessed… https://t.co/KX9wNW3oG8

[Scott Kennedy @ScottTKennedy]

https://t.co/DZI0CFgREF https://t.co/osv2bUNR6I

[Smug Standard Model @smugsmphys]

Once again, I win. #ICHEP2016 #diphoton