maybe: sarah

funnier online but i look better in person

[maybe: sarah @smully1015]

opened my crrrrrrisp coke zero after this half marathon and understood why people think they see jesus in their toast

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Upton Sinclair:

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

i’m such an awful texter but we shouldn’t be this accessible anyway but the price of community is inconvenience and discomfort but

[maybe: sarah @smully1015]

the mortifying ordeal of being known & loved etc etc

[Victory Flamingo🦩 @VGKFlamingo]

Watching soccer is an amazing reminder of how great hockey is.

[maybe: sarah @smully1015]

just tried the costco rotisserie chicken and why the heck didn’t anyone make me do this sooner

[maybe: sarah @smully1015]

i’ve read this 10 times and will read it another 10

https://t.co/Nq8Z4weWap

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

what's the greatest blog post on the internet?

i'm talking 'violently shift your entire perception of reality' blog post

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

DID THE DAMN THING

[maybe: sarah @smully1015]

got so stressed during the stanley cup finals tn that i paid for a year’s membership to the nyt games. simply so i could do crosswords

[beck @unrivaled]

why is my jaw kinda on the ground

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

converting to catholicism but secularly so I can support the pope's war on AI

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable

ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?

ME: hey thanks man

ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

if one wants to imagine sisyphus happy, just imagine he’s recording the activity on strava

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[love drops @lovedropx]

BILF (book I'd like to finish)