Sammy Mumby

Follow @SamuelMumby instead

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You just gonna scroll past without saying “Hi-diddly-ho is it me you’re looking for, neighbourino?”

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Forgot I had an old twitter account. Sup, my life is a mess 👌

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@TheLastLeg Never fear, the beginnings of an oppressive fascistic dictatorship is here! #supertrump

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@Mattophobia you should be paying even less if you've got lichen.

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The book is always greater than the film. No exceptions.

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@BarneyGilbey I used it to tell everyone about my... hilarious life. I've grown out of that so yeah, I'm down for shitposting.

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@BarneyGilbey ey up sugartits

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Clangers binge with my poorly little bear

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Is this thing still on?

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@100ANDFIFTY Welcome to the real world where birthdays mean fuck all. Trust me, it's better this way.

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Ordering samples of tweed because I want a phone case that doesn't exist, so I'll have to make one. Brill.

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"@LatitudeFest: After this line-up announcement yesterday, who are planning to see? #Latitude14 #Latitude" god damn.

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@Bansky_ I find myself jamming to beeps, alarms, reversing Sainsbury's vans and air con. My music tastes have change how I perceive life.

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Transcended 'balls to the wall with the first band jam yesterday. We were balls deep in the wall. #CRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASH

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Time to go to work to start my 'weekend' off.

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@omgclara Dad, I am goose.

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@LucyRigby Don't be too surprised. Conservative careerists strike again!

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@Boogie2988 always dismissed that show as exploitation entertainment but I'll give this one a watch, may be converted.

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Guys pls like Team men SWAGG for my dying grandma k thx

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@dopefish_lives Doctor zhivago is good if you like classical (and deep) cinema, I enjoy Room with a View, reminds me of the theatre.