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[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@SkepticalHusky It's better than "passed".

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@JohnSwinney It's the responsibility of mothers to feed their children breakfast. Not the state.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@JournoMaddie They know. They just don't care.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@benonwine Accurate. And we intend to continue to do so.

[The Thresher King @ThresherKing]

The comments are rife with morons who, having the benefit of watching this on a 4" screen, think they would have done a better job than people trained to deal with these scenarios.

I was trained to disarm knife-bearing attackers. Some of the knife bearing attackers I trained with were actually formally trained to use knives to unalive people. At one point we spent 3 whole days (literally from 0830hrs to 2100hrs) drilling while some guy recorded us using a VHS-C handicam, then rewatching the footage, critiquing, evaluating, adjusting methods and scenarios, and redrilling. The inescapable conclusion after 3 days of knife drills? Even a spastic gelatinous mass of untrained chubbery had a 90% + chance of causing grievous bodily injury. (We had these cool marker knifes that left red and blue streaks anywhere they contacted.) 40% of those could be fatal when evaluated with respect to underlying structures such as arteries, airways, nerves, or organs.

Do you know what our final decision at the end of 3 days was? If a knife wielding attacker presents even an minimally credible threat, magdump center mass, then go home and cry on your wife's perfect bosoms about how you had to kill someone while your kids ask what's wrong with daddy. Because you may live to regret having made a life or death decision, but it's more important that you live.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@BamaSaltyMarine Divorce

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@xLordcorvid @Mr_Husky1 It's virtually impossible to get treatment for andropause where I live, yet menopause is treated seriously. OP is talking utter bilge.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@bathelshoshana1 Cair Paravel. Oh wait, no, that's Narnia.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@SholaMos1 Dr Shogboon is angry!

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@KenFarmer Male expendability starts early. Thank god we don't have this nonsense in Britain.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@sophielouisecc Your tequila sunrise appears to be upside down!

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@benonwine I'm not going anywhere.

[JW @baronlordvader]

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[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@stephenkeeler Protractor?

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@mountainGOAT_01 Nicholas and Alexandra. Not seen that film in ages.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@Rodfield_Danger @rian080699 @TadhgHickey Apologies.

[Richard Lyon @RichardLyon_]

Returning to Britain from a tour of Budapest, Vienna, and Prague highlights just how shabby our country is becoming. A fluorescent-lit cattle shed airport arrivals hall. Sullen bus driver slamming the door in your face. Rubbish and graffiti everywhere. Pot holes. Adults dressed like children. Feral children. Police unshaven. Rabbit hutch housing. Cameras, cameras, cameras. everywhere. "See it! Say it!! Sorted!!!" infantilsation. A general air of defeat in the air. You get used to it to some extent when you are here but - boy - are we slipping fast.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@rian080699 @TadhgHickey 1.2 million unwashed commies in teatowels, you mick.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

This is why it's foolish when women say "teach your boys to respect women."

You think we raised boys to disrespect women?

Every man you call "toxic" started as a simp. A loyal, soft, respectful teenage boy who worshipped the ground a girl walked on.

Then that girl cheated on him. Ghosted him. Used him for money and attention while fucking the asshole she told him not to worry about.

That's what created him.

We didn't lack mothers. We didn't lack fathers. We lacked a reason to keep being nice after what WOMEN did to us.

Men learn from experience with women. We watched our best friends cry over girls who didn't care.

We watched our brothers get divorced and robbed. We watched the good guy get humiliated and the bad guy get rewarded.

So don't act confused why these young boys are cold now.

They're not disrespecting women, they're finally learning how to survive you.

You didn't need us to teach them. You taught them yourself.

[Le Smup @smupcoull]

@RareRestore The film makes it pretty apparent what kind of person.