princess cal

priv @wowppunch 🐇 #SolveMyRiddles to get in

[princess cal @smuppetstuffing]

@asshat35 What are you talking about he is a girl

[ALAZ!!! @alazonfire]

@wgj4kpilled throw me to the dirk ending i dont even care #homosexual

[dirkstriderkissergayhomosexual9000 ⚣ @wgj4kpilled]

.me in 2058 reading the bad ending of beyond canon because i clicked the trust dirk button 32 years ago

[femcellord @femcellord]

i dread the day a "voice actor" youtuber stumbles upon one of my tweets and finds it funny and reads it with their gay fucking voice and puts it on god damn youtube

[crusher ♍︎ @caliginouswaltz]

does that timebreaths guy do anything but post pinterest homestuck shit

[princess cal @smuppetstuffing]

@ponycatHooves #IMISSYOUTOO

[birdie @birdietheborzoi]

If you’re a trans man on twitter people will imply to your face that your lived experience did not and can not happen

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“wya” umm my bed?? under my blankets?? with my stuffed animals?? straight comfying it??

[Lili | I miss the kirkiversary | itafishy CEO @mizisuabrainrot]

"move hag"

guy named fag: moo

everyone: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

A man who smelled like a pencil sat next to me on the train. Typical delight right? I look to him, he’s totally dressed like a pencil. Yellow shirt, brown shorts, and a pink cap. I have a feeling this is gonna be a great day.

[milkhelps 🥛 @milkhelpss]

"will you actually finish any of the drawings you promised to make?"

[princess cal @smuppetstuffing]

I was born to be millennial optimism

[woodmango @woodmangle]

sometimes i feel like a facebook mom when i find stuff like this funny then i realize thats just called being normal

[paige @paige_on_twt]

France weaponised homophobia to create anti smoking ads (2010)
But the french are all faggots and it clearly didn’t work

[czr . 🦇 @chazhylar]

18+ WARNING
NSFW
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NO MINORS ALLOWED
GRAPHIC WARNING
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It’s like the legend of the penis

[kate @ilyktlyn]

when the microwave do all that popping and sizzling just for the food to still be cold

[﹒ 𑣲 𓏼 piso #boftwt ⌣ . @_shrimpheaven]

I love this genre of joke what is this called

[chryso♋︎ @chrysolized]

∗ if i was a homestuck fan my typing quirk would be not capitalizing any letter because capitalism is bad and im a good fucking person

[Figure_FanGirl 228 (READING HOMESTUCK) @FigureLover2000]

Bro strider: