Smurf

The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Kanan lucky that Monet wasn’t his momma. He woulda died by season 2 AT LEAST

[adam @adoomie03]

i’m on my fourth spiderman date. i just fucked up and said this my favorite part 🤦‍♂️

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

“ wait I didn’t shave cos I didn’t prepare for this”

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Free that innocent nigga

[HARD @torichisnothard]

Date people who wants to suck your private parts, not your energy Please.

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

can y'all stop posting about quitting smoking weed for attention no one cares 😒

[EL420 STöñeR🍁🥤🌿 @JarebJay]

My brother wey Dey Germany say he Dey buy Cana for pharmacy different strains. He say therapist go check you tell you strain wey good for your body. We are far behind in this country

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

@yinkanbaby You’re breaking my heart💔

[oyinkansola.⛹🏽‍♀️ @yinkanbaby]

omo, ife ya werey gan o
tf is this 😭

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

Breaking during torture must be most humiliating thing ever
Cos they literally made you betray yourself 😭

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

trying to light a joint outside when it’s windy is top 5 most aggravating things ever 😮‍💨

[duke @millersgft]

"My ex boyfriend used to..."

[We$t @flygodT]

I clearly need to work harder so people will think twice before texting me to be a BBN housemate account handler.

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

That last sentence too real.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

this babe say make i buy am lunch, i say make she order from chowdeck send me link to pay. time reach, i dey see 43k for site😂😂😂

i left her on opened and she paid herself come dey para for me later say i no be gentleman. so the 43k pepper you for body as you pay am by yourself, idiot

if na so i dey chop, i go guide like this? big fool.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

this babe say make i buy am lunch, i say make she order from chowdeck send me link to pay. time reach, i dey see 43k for site😂😂😂

i left her on opened and she paid herself come dey para for me later say i no be gentleman. so the 43k pepper you for body as you pay am by yourself, idiot

if na so i dey chop, i go guide like this? big fool.

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

If you love me, give me update wey go turn to money, I no lazy ooo

[Daniel @General_D__]

rhaenyra, you won’t turn me to a misogynist

[ٍ @forevermartey]

put my boy aegon on the throne man rhaenyra ain’t demonic enough for the role

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

The blunt hit and now my demon is my homeboy.

[Smurf @SmurfDfm]

I never cared about aegon but this scene gave me chills😭