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disestablishmentarianism

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if i only knew how much xbox didn’t want me to buy their consoles i would have never been thankful for my 2015 gift

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butane good af tho

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i have strict guidelines, respond or be deleted lol

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lol done wishing i was gay, i wanna be asexual

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even though it’s chambered in 22 lr the m9 is still sexy af ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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i don’t think i’ll ever be the same, don’t even know

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lol been about 10 years sense i seen my grandma, at least gonna be another 70 before i see her again. hope you’re proud of delivering me, i got a lot to live up to

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me to myself, stfu nobody cares

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fuck yeah

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@StateFarm stop trying to sell me coverage at shit rates, nice to know that the thousands of dollars you over charged me are going to great actors for hilarious commercials

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btw shouts out to twitter for not putting my own tweet that i just tweeted on my home feed ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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i’d love to get married so bad, shits so romantic. too bad i get board with people so easy

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i love drugs ❤️

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not going to lie shitting in any place other than a toilet is top tier humor for me right now

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how could you not tell me about this?

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an unknown dog charged at me today and i realized there are 3 instinctive reactions; flight, fight, and love

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i hate the taste of fish because it taste like fish. a “fishy” taste is synonymous with a BAD taste. TASTE!!!!!

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lol even the conservative ass dude i bought my gun from told me not to change my email address, “it’s a hell of a time to be alive,” i love america

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it’s official i finally own a gun mf