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@sheyihade Can you connect me to those guys?

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@SundayDareSD Can someone please check the price of gas?
What is the point of all this if about 80% of Nigerians are still suffering? Gas is expensive. Petrol is expensive. Nothing is working.

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@AdaofLONDON You be fine girl
You no need make up

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@Habee_xo Just because your name is Buttercup. They think a cup will fit inside you.

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@LsStly1 Good “moaning”

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@boye4christ2006 They no dey take half school fees o
You will pay the school fees in full before you leave Nigeria

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@Mrbankstips They need to introduce the bonus. We are staking a lot of money and should be getting a bonus already. They introduced it for like 3 days and removed it. That is not fair.

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@kazumisworld Many of us do like normal sex, we are not pornstars. We like having sex like normal people do

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@Only1Vee_Kiee No dey drop half gist.
Now, what is your neighbour saying? Is she remorseful? Is she panicking? What is she doing with the whole thing? Did she even reach out to the mother-in-law?

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@NajifaAI I used to do both for 13 years but NONE of these signs happened to me. Not even one of them. I stopped the two 9 years ago.

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@IfeDada2 Are you planning on using the girl for rituals?

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@tayke_yourtime What is the craziness about eating pussy?
Y’all are always having one discharge or another.
It is salty and doesn’t smell nice. It smells like pussy. What is the craziness about sucking it or eating it?

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@woobackbabyy1 If you’re the one on your profile, I will definitely have flashbacks too

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@iam_eson Awesome
What about inspection?
And payment?

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@iam_eson I am curious
How do you get all these cars to Lagos?
Do you drive them?
Or do you use a truck?
Who settles the fuel or the logistics if you are to carry the car with a truck?

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@Amaka_power Looking at how you talk to your own brother, you are not loved by your parents

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@frutilleria Did you enjoy it?

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@WstrnGoddess This is too much.
You must have a lot of backaches.
I can always help you carry it at night, though.

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@9jabadger @Wizarab10 Thank you
I appreciate