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Bit of #looksmaxing from the raiders as he punches himself in the face
#NRLEelsRaiders

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So you bought a #swatchap and are thinking of wearing it on a chain. There is only one person that can pull off that look and its not you.

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Weird tactic on #thechaseaustralia tonight for a whole team to take the low offer.
Weird strategy and redemption episode. Walked away with nothing again. #thechase

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@woolworths will you pay your your entire upcoming #accc fines by price gouging on cans of coke? Or just cover them with another dodgy "sale"

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Half listening to #tippingpoint Did someone answer #lightningridge nsw as the mythical place of the #headlesshorseman 🤣 maybe I heard it wrong 🤔

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#Bulldogs should do a short kick-off again 😂 #NRLEelsBulldogs

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grabbed a @limebike from a footpath outside my unit and rode to the bus stop. I parked it next to the bus stop and it refused to end my ride saying it wasn't designated parking.
It refused to end my ride and stop charging me $ till I moved it to the footpath. #sydney

[DPJ @smurfun]

If your on the fence about using #uberone in #sydney dont do it
The only way im saving money is by using #didi @Uber

[DPJ @smurfun]

@PoppopsCricket @NasserHussain13 @MichaelVaughan I hate this and the reason a lot of kids give it up. Park cricket should be fun and inclusive for more than two people.

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I think @RalphGarman does a better #kermithefrog than the new voice on @TheMuppets #TheMuppetShow #themuppets #kermit

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@waynehhsiung There are lots of tidal pools in Sydney you can swim in safely if your worried about sharks.

[Jermaine Reed, MFA @jreed913]

Anthony Jeselnik was a movement of dark comedy. He is one of the greatest and one of the first comedians to be cancelled for his sense of humor. Shark Party did it. We need him. #anthonyjeselnik #sharkparty #darkcomedy #comedy #amazinglucas #fba

[DPJ @smurfun]

Wide my ass, can't help it if #davewarner is only 3 apples high #BBL15

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The news on a new Jay and silent bob movie is cool @ThatKevinSmith but id be more excited with #moosejaws news.
"Your gonna need a bigger truck"

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I tried a few times but #drpepper baby is not good or nice. It just has a weird taste for me. I hope @drpepper uses and pays the @tiktok lady for her great jingle though.

[DPJ @smurfun]

Catching the #Mariyung from Gosford to sydney and sitting on the stairs. There are 18 people taking up 35 seats. 17 seats are taken up with luggage plus the luggage rack is full. Not a fan i prefer metro seats. I don't see wasted seats on those.

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If you’re reselling the #Bunnings #BoganLabubu for more than RRP, please stop, reflect, and consider using it as a suppository instead. Because that price gouging is a pain in everyone’s arse.

[DPJ @smurfun]

@JofraArcher not so fast atm. You saving the good stuff for when there's not much going on? #champion ? #Ashes2025 #Ashes #JofraArcher

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#root should have walked. He knew he hit it. Where is your #spiritofthegame now ? #Ashes2025

[DPJ @smurfun]

Check out Pho Metal Jacket Shirt https://t.co/SOOb95tEBX #eBay via @eBayAU #ebayseller #eBay