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I have one job on this ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it. Okay?

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@Dimensionspect1 absofuckinlutely.

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@MysterySolvent forget about what she's doing....what is she wearing?

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Trump knew the Crown Prince was behind Khashoggi’s murder, but helped cover for him instead. Got it.

[smurph @smurphysi]

not a big podcast listener, but i am a union supporter....
this was pretty good.

https://t.co/Y3CKYE8EsG

#UnionStrong #nteu

[SeditionHunters @SeditionHunters]

New wanted! Please share across all platforms. Do you Know this person?? Please contact the FBI 246-AFO if you do! #SeditionHunters #DCRIOTS #CapitolRiots #Doyouknow Please DO NOT post names on social media #floridaflagjacket

[The North Remembers @GhostofGarvey]

I'm old enough to remember when this was called "casing the joint".

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@Simplii_Kellz no, YOU are.

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@politvidchannel boofuckinhoo

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@TeaRoomBetty change my phone number

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@RickChapterTwo i cracked up when i saw on tv- BREAKING NEWS! tiger woods in severe pain after breaking both legs & lacerations

i'm, like, ya think?

[smurph @smurphysi]

@AITA_reddit josh is a dick. erica needs to find a better roomie....

and that comeback "no wonder you're single" bullshit--shows what kind of person you are....and it's not a good one.

[smurph @smurphysi]

@DiamondandSilk just go away already....you two are like gnats-or even worse, mosquitos.

the funniest thing about you guys, is you have absolutely no clue that people make fun of you, and you actually think that fat orange fuck gives a rats ass about you.

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@kingdannyb @Classic_picx isn't that david spade?

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@Classic_picx isn't that owen wilson?

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@Abraxsys tomi lahren

[Scholarly Mama 🇺🇦 @scholarlymama]

@Rschooley Dude had to reach all the way back to Chappaquiddick for an own. Talk about pathetic. Next, he'll complain that JFK gave the city of Dallas a bad name because he was inconsiderate enough to be assassinated there. 🙄

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@BigDfromCinci tools & gadgets

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@anonymouspaul07 my dog...

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@MysterySolvent cracker barrel