scott murrell

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Always take it as a big compliment when a barman remembers me, just had a hero's welcome from Salim behind the bar. Yea it's the same drill again mate 10 days of POWER drinking

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Chin up

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Fun fact. Men of the Democratic republic of Congo have the largest Penises in the world 📏👩🏿‍🦲🧔🏿‍♂️👱🏿

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

But Qatar was the place to avoid 🤔 they kill paedophile out there, weirdos

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Tickets for England’s game in Atlanta already selling on the secondary markets for $1,032 up in the Gods to $8,502 for pitchside lounge. #ENG #FIFAWorldCup

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

🤣 bring him home @m8arteta let's really rattle the baby dicks

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Arsenal kept playing him, promoted him to women and kids, offered him a new contract, and their fans cheered him.

Mikel Arteta talked about being so happy for him “after everything he’s been through.”

Just the most rancid club and fanbase in the world, and it’s not even close.

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Can't even rape anyone nowadays without being discriminated against

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Ghana midfielder Thomas Partey will miss his nation's first World Cup game in Toronto against Panama, after being denied entry to Canada.

Read more: https://t.co/v4KJPQtiQP

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

You didn't get all this shit at Portsmouth away

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Well, it could be worse, could be a yido

[Mac @Mac_Gooner]

“OMG they��ve won’t it” 😭😭😂

[Jonty @CarefreeJonty]

No congratulations from me. Call me salty all you want. By far the worst team to win the league, aided drastically by VAR and PGMOL. Fuck Arsenal 👍🏻

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

🤣 glad to see there coming to terms with it

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Arsenal not winning the title themselves and then having to lift it away from home is one of the funniest ways to neuter the experience of becoming Champions, I’ll take it

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Postman's a yido

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

Should I say it out aloud - I’m actually quite happy Man City beat us today!
Chase them down, Pep!!!
🤣

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

This legend's just been told he's gone viral. 😂

🎥 @SkySportsPL

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Play on...

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Should Kai Havertz have been sent off? 🤔

VAR checked the challenge for serious foul play, but the on-field decision of a yellow card was upheld.

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Hes seen the Arsenal and fucked off home

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Manchester City are preparing for Pep Guardiola’s exit after Sunday's game against Aston Villa.

Sources have told BBC Sport that Guardiola is expected to leave the Etihad at the end of the season, though City aren’t currently commenting.

Work towards Guardiola’s anticipated exit is under way at City, with members of staff of the understanding he will leave.

It is understood members of the squad are also anticipating his departure after the Villa game this weekend.

Former Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca, who worked under Guardiola at City, is the front-runner to replace the 55-year-old.

It is understood City have turned their attentions towards how best to mark the tenure of their iconic boss.

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Beginning to affect my mental health all this

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

60 quid for my champions league final ticket. I've paid more than that to go to Loftus Road

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Cracked open a celebratory can on the train home n the muzzo next to me fucked off 🤣looked at me like I'd just shit on the table

[scott murrell @smurrell00]

Happy St georges day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 God save the Queen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿