A 60+ year old man was telling me about a homicide/hostage situation happening in our neighborhood and mid convo asked me “are you involved with anyone?”
*lies* “I have a boyfriend”.
He asks if I have a “mom/sister, ANYONE”.
Sir, for you, everyone I know is involved. 🚩
i just know i’m going to be finding that unfortunately shaped confetti in my backseat from the bachelorette party balloons that popped for the foreseeable future