Samantha Williams

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

@Maari12o @usbankstadium @taylorswift13 the fomo I have is pretty brutal for this one 😭

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

A 60+ year old man was telling me about a homicide/hostage situation happening in our neighborhood and mid convo asked me “are you involved with anyone?”

*lies* “I have a boyfriend”.

He asks if I have a “mom/sister, ANYONE”.

Sir, for you, everyone I know is involved. 🚩

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

i just know i’m going to be finding that unfortunately shaped confetti in my backseat from the bachelorette party balloons that popped for the foreseeable future

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

*Walking into a bathroom stall with no hooks anywhere*

“a man designed this”

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

one of my favorite things is just looking at venmo and seeing the most chaotic and out of pocket captions that my friends come up with

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

@meliawiks i really appreciate the new twitter blog style. love it & its a highlight of my day

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I always think my feelings are SO COMPLICATED but then Spring happens and I’m like oh no wait I’m fine

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

I really would love (need) for Miley Cyrus to announce a tour…soon please. I need to go.

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

Aurora: comes and sits in my lap and motions for me to read her a book and blows me a kiss when we’re done reading.

Me: 🥹😭

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Well

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

Love playing the little fun game “is it going to work out this time or is this more character building”

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

It’s December lads so time to break out this classic

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

be myself? the person who got me into this mess????

[Adalynn ✞💛 @addy_celeste]

My sweet mommy , I will miss you forever. 🤍🕊

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

My boss: you’re doing a great job! We love having you on the team!

My anxiety:

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

@M_Berndt The fact I can only find that new animated version anywhere is a crime

[Samantha Williams @smwilliams95]

@Paytonimo I’m so glad you are doing so much better!!! 🎉👏🏻🎉👏🏻