Shi Min Xie

I write things and I love cats. Award-winning author of Dragonhearted.

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I mean, I'd have probably spelled CORONATION right, but whatever.

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@Psychopathicula Sometimes toxic people take themselves out of the equation so you don't have to deal with them. So don't bother ah.

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Very happy to be back in the content writing game, and to educate people on proper pet care. https://t.co/oYQv7OOs5f

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Suddenly Padma says she loves Anakin for no reason?

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C3PO: What did I do to deserve this? I ask myself that almost every day.

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Only senator Amidala can propose an amendment? Why? Why is she so special?

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Windu tells Anakin to stay where he is but we know he’s not gonna do thatS

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Omg Anakin throwing another temper tantrum. He’s a young man one moment and a brat the next and it’s very jarring.

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If the directors wanted to foreshadow that Ani was going to the dark side, they could’ve shown it in front of padme instead of making this weird couple frolick in front of a windows wallpaper.

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Suddenly Ani has a magic dream and has to go save his mum. This is so stupid. I can’t even—

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I’ve lost count of the no of times ani stares at Padme creepily

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The dialogue is so contrived.

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They’re very good-looking people but there is no chemistry.

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“You are in my very soul, tormenting me.”This is a very creepy line of dialogue!

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Omg Anakin says he never stopped thinking of Padme again.

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Who the fuck eats fruit with a knife and fork? No one does this!

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Bla bla bla Jango Fett

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The way jedi mind tricks work is so convenient for each and every scene, I feel. What are the rules?

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This part of the movie looks like the sound of music? With the blue sky and green fields??